Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LootLifters Minecraft Server

aisle traffic, aita, Assistance, Australian mateship, Congestion, cultural expectations, ENTITLEMENT, Flight, Hospitality, lack of gratitude, lady, LootLifters, luggage, Minecraft, not assisting, overhead compartment, queue cutting, retrieve, rude behavior, Server, staff assistance

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with entitled passengers like that lady on the plane? Join our server and escape the drama of real life! We promise no one will click their fingers in your face demanding help, interrupt your games, or turn on the lights while you’re sleeping. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who actually say thank you and smile – what a concept! Say goodbye to entitled passengers and hello to a world of fun and laughter on our server. Join now and experience the true meaning of mateship in Australia (without the entitlement)!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BFFBridesmaidDrama

ASD, bbq, Best Friend, BFFBridesmaidDrama, blue hair, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaids, Confrontation, cousins, ENGAGEMENT, friendship, girly girls, Kids, News, piercings, Planning, Pregnant, Secrets, tattoos, Wedding, wedding dress shopping

🌟🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Well, look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to experience the ultimate betrayal and heartbreak – just like in this wild story! 🤯💔

Imagine logging on to find out your best friend in-game has teamed up with your worst enemy to build a secret base… without you! 😱 But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around – from stolen diamonds to secret alliances, this server has it all! 💎🤫

And if you’re worried about fitting in with the other players, don’t be! We welcome all players, whether you’re a “girly girl” or a rebel with blue hair, piercings, and tattoos. Embrace your uniqueness and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! 🌈🎮

So come on, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, friendships, and maybe even a little bit of wedding drama – who knows what surprises await you in this crazy world! 🎢💍 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

AnxietyCraft SMP

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, holistic approaches, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, self-care, smp, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

Are creepers giving you anxiety? Is the fear of falling into lava keeping you up at night? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries behind! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, where you can mine away your stress and build your way to inner peace. Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always available for counseling sessions in the Nether. So come join us and let’s craft away those anxious thoughts together!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

YumBitsGrossBits

Appetite, culinary delights, culinary enjoyment, culinary experiences., culinary pleasures, culinary satisfaction, eating habits, flavor balance, food enjoyment, food portions, food preferences, food quantities, Gastronomy, gross in large quantities, indulgence, Moderation, portion control, small portions, taste buds, taste testing, YumBitsGrossBits

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is as wild as our players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of eating cake in tiny, bite-sized pieces but running for your life when faced with a giant, towering cake that threatens to devour you whole! Our server is full of surprises, just like that time when a player accidentally ate a whole stack of raw chicken and turned into a chicken-human hybrid. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see what crazy food adventures await you!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

HanKangLitCraft Server

2024.., acclaimed writer, Author, award, Han Kang, HanKangLitCraft, international recognition, Korean author, Korean literature, literary achievement, literary excellence, literary honor, Literary world, Literature, Nobel laureate, Nobel Prize, Novelist, prestigious award, Server, south korea, South Korean, winner

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where we all pretend we’re living in a world where South Korean author Han Kang won the Nobel prize in literature in 2024? Yeah, I know, it’s like totally bonkers but hear me out – on this server, we all have to write our messages in the chat using only quotes from her books! And if you don’t, you get banished to the nether realm where you have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot! Trust me, it’s a wild ride and you won’t wanna miss out on all the wacky adventures that await you on this server. So come join us and let’s get literary in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LebCraft: Prez Hunt & Block Push!

BLOCK, foreign relations, government installation, hezbollah, Hezbollah influence, Hezbollah opposition, hunt, Lebanese government, Lebanese leadership, Lebanese politics, Lebanese president, Lebanese sovereignty, Lebanon crisis, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, political instability, political interference, political manipulation, prez, push, regional tensions, US, us foreign policy, US influence, US intervention

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, dude. we got, like, a bunch of crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry wolves. it was, like, totally insane, man.

and, like, if you join our server, you can, like, become the king of the land and rule over all the other players. you can build, like, the biggest castle ever and show off to all your friends. it’s, like, the ultimate power trip, bro.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, dude, it’s, like, straight out of a movie. you gotta be, like, super sneaky to get through it without getting wrecked.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server, dude? it’s, like, the most epic adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft. come join us and let’s have some crazy fun together!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SmileCraft: Face-to-Face Fun

behavioral science, Body language, communication studies, emotional connection, emotional expression, face to face, FACETOFACE, Fun, human interaction, interpersonal relationships, mutual response, nonverbal communication, positive interactions, Psychology, real-life conversations, Relationship Building, smilecraft, smiling, social behavior, social cues, social dynamics, social interactions, social psychology

so, liek, u wanna join dis amaze-balls minecraft server cuz it’s, like, totally gonna make u smile so much dat u gonna make all da friends in da world. researchers, like, totally measured how much u smile in real-life convos and found out dat it, like, makes people, like, respond back more and stuff. so, like, join dis server and smile ur way to friendship and, like, total domination. u won’t regret it, bro.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Farms Harvested:	156	Love Letters Sent:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Romania Dreams Minecraft Server

Adventure, Beautiful landscapes, blockquotepRomania, Culture Shock, discovering the unknown., dracula, dreams, eastern europe, European Vacation, Exploring, folklore, foreign country, Minecraft, Mysterious, New Day, Off the beaten path, Romania, Serverpblockquote, Traditional, Transylvania, travel, unexpected, unique experience, waking up

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is in Romania for some reason! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through the rugged terrain of Transylvania, avoiding vampire mobs and dodging garlic projectiles.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by Dracula himself. Dance the night away with creepers and zombies while sipping on potions of invisibility.

If you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at the Romanian Roulette mini-game, where the stakes are high and the rewards are… well, nonexistent.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness of Minecraft in Romania!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, Depravity, Eicon search tool, F-List, F-List community, favorite color, fetishes, flg, FList, Forums, general, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, shitposting aid, site drama, smp, Tierlists, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8430

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

InventFailz – Minecraft SMP

blunder, catastrophe, cautionary tale, Civilization, Disaster, Downfall, error, Failure, hindsight, History, human invention, innovation, InventFailz, Minecraft, misguided, mistake, progress, regret, Regrettable, smp, Technology, Warning, worst invention

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is home to the most chaotic and ridiculous inventions you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lab where players are trying to create a potion that turns everything into cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	979

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NeverlandCraft

Adventure, countries I won’t revisit, Country, culture, decision, Destination, Experience, Explore, Foreign, long tail: places I won’t return to, Memories, never again, NeverlandCraft, passport, regret, Revisit, tourism, travel, travel destinations I regret visiting, vacation, Wanderlust

Remember that one time you accidentally stumbled into a country filled with killer bunnies and exploding sheep? Yeah, never going back there again. But hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure without the risk of getting blown up by fluffy animals, then you should definitely join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got a land so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it. Our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have some pretty sweet loot).

So if you’re tired of boring old countries and want to explore a world where anything is possible, join our server now! Who knows, you might even run into a talking cow or a dancing creeper. Just don’t ask them for directions, they’re terrible at navigation.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius

ai, artificial brain, Artificial Intelligence, Collective, CraftyBrains, economic structures, emergent property, GENIUS, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, innovation, recorded human knowledge, Resources, richest companies, Tap, Technology, wealth

come join our minecraft server where our players are actually artificial brains created by the richest companies and individuals in the world! we have the entirety of recorded human knowledge at our fingertips, so you know our builds are gonna be epic! economic structures have led us to this point, so why not embrace the inevitable and join us in this crazy adventure?

imagine mining with a brain that has all the answers, or battling mobs with a brain that can outsmart them at every turn. the possibilities are endless on our server, where AI reigns supreme and humanity takes a backseat.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs regular players when you can have artificial brains running the show? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for a truly mind-blowing experience!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ADHD Squad: SSRIs & Methylphenidate

adhd, Adults, adverse events, cohort study, combined therapy, comorbid depression, Effectiveness, findings, long-term outcomes, medication, mental health, methylphenidate, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, research, Risk, Safety, squad, SSRIs, Treatment

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 17,234 players with ADHD but don’t worry, we give them all the SSRIs and methylphenidate they need to keep the party going! no risk of adverse events here, just pure chaotic fun! build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world where anything is possible. join now and become part of the most insane community in minecraft history!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LMAO Minecraft Server: Skip ENreco, Play JP GTA RP!

7d2d, Daily, en, ENReco, Entertainment, everyday, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, grand theft auto, GTA, humor, japanese, JP gta RP, lmao, Minecraft, ONLINE, Play, Played, Roleplaying, Server, Skip, skipped, skipping, video games

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your gaming habits? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a virtual world! We’ve got players who skip 90% of the game content like it’s no big deal, just casually cruising through like they own the place. And forget about boring old English servers, we’ve got players who are so dedicated to their Japanese GTA RP that they practically live in the game. Plus, who needs to play in English when you can skip the entire EN 7d2d server and still have a blast on ours? Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – just don’t forget to buckle up, because things are about to get insane!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Crops Grown:	3822
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

New Japan Guy Minecraft SMP Fun Time

acceptance, aew, Awareness, bullying, compassion, criticism, Differences, disability, Diversity, Empathy, fan culture, Fun, guy, Inclusivity, Japan, Minecraft, mocking, new japan, perspective, sensitivity, smp, Time, tolerance, Understanding, wrestling, wwe

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron hoof. Or maybe you’re intrigued by the rumor that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0