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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 8816 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 1476 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?