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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 1693 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 300 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?