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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 9993 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?