Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as my son’s girlfriend’s bathroom? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of tripping over virtual shoes and dealing with virtual dishes left out everywhere.

Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!

Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Gods Slained: 1
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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