Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as my son’s girlfriend’s bathroom? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of tripping over virtual shoes and dealing with virtual dishes left out everywhere.

Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!

Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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