Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Jesus himself loves you and will bless your diamond mining adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly Jesus appears and starts showering you with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of Jesus in the server, he will grant you three wishes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground cult of llamas who worship a giant potato named Spudnik. Join forces with them and unlock hidden llama powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. And remember, Jesus loves you – and so do we!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 11
Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
Mythical Quests Completed: 26 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Sneedclave

    Sneedclave

    One of a kind minecraft server, active since 2016, played by most dedicated linux users.

    1.12.2 and later versions.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • EterniaMC – Chunks

    EterniaMC – Chunks

    Eternia Chunks is a unique Minecraft experience where you start with just one chunk and gradually unlock new ones as you progress! Perfect for both solo adventurers or co-op with friends, this server offers a wide variety of ChunkWorld gamemodes to explore.

    Join Eternia Chunks today and start your adventure in this epic world of possibilities!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Zombie Dances: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Void Armor Forged: 22

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server

    Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic horses? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find the coolest horse you’ve ever seen – straight from the mystical land of Uzbekistan! This horse can fly, shoot lasers from its eyes, and even breakdance like a pro. Join our server now to witness this majestic creature in action and ride into battle like never before! Plus, rumor has it that this horse holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game. So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us on this wild adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 65
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • The Only Good Cape Shit in Last Decade Minecraft SMP

    The Only Good Cape Shit in Last Decade Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only good capeshit in the last decade is our server! Join us for some midHow did this happen fun as we embark on insane adventures and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a superhero with laser eyes. Now, that pig roams the server, fighting off creepers and saving villagers in distress. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 40
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Ores Mined: 2517 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CousinRuleBreakerCraft

    CousinRuleBreakerCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.

    Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?

    So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • LebCraft – No Israeli Demands

    LebCraft – No Israeli Demands
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where unicorns roam free, pigs fly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained U.N. peacekeepers who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. They may not be able to stop wars in the real world, but in Minecraft, they are unstoppable!

    Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises. It’s like heaven, but in block form!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, gamers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection

    Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection
    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even aliens from Mars are getting in on the action? well, look no further cuz our server is out of this world!

    rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of dark matter passing by as you mine for diamonds. that’s right, we’re so next level that even MIT is studying us to figure out how we’re attracting all this intergalactic attention.

    so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures with your fellow gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to Mars and become besties with some alien creepers. the possibilities are endless on our server!

    don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world. join our server today and let the cosmic adventures begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • WaterMelon Mc

    WaterMelon Mc

    Welcome to WaterMelojn Mc BEST LIFESTEAL SERVER EVER Maded Try it Now Best Ranks Crates Keys Voting |And Much More Join Now and Exprince the Best Lifesteal server

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Potions Brewed: 74 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Solis MC

    Solis MC

    Come play on Solis Mc. We have Oneblock currently and will be adding more modes. We have custom animated items and all items are completely free of pay to win.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server

    Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of amputee privilege! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player with only one arm joined our server and became a PvP legend because they could click their mouse super fast with their one hand. It was like they had the ultimate gaming cheat code!

    But that’s not all – on our server, if you lose a limb in-game, you actually gain special abilities like super speed or the ability to shoot fireballs from your stump. It’s wild, I know. Plus, our community is filled with amputee players who will welcome you with open arms… or lack thereof.

    So come join us on our server and experience the true power of amputee privilege in Minecraft. Who needs all their limbs anyway when you can dominate the game with just one?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Farms Harvested: 785
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • K I N O O O O M i n e c r a f t S M P

    K I N O O O O  M i n e c r a f t  S M P
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because KINOOOO is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even stumbled upon a portal to the Nether that led them straight to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

    So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of the insanity that is KINOOOO? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Buildings Constructed: 25
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • DessertGateCraft

    DessertGateCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

    Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

    Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Falling into the Void: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

    HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

    So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Farms Harvested: 678 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • BoomBorder Minecraft Server

    BoomBorder Minecraft Server
    OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 14
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • TalibanTakedownCraft

    TalibanTakedownCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Mines Excavated: 3650
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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