Jerk Off Minecraft Server

Decision making, Dilemma, inner conflict, inner debate, Jerk, jerk off, Masturbation, Minecraft, personal choice, Release, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-control, Server, sexual desire, sexual release, solo play, temptation, urge

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	5946	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only question you’ll be asking yourself is whether to mine for diamonds or jerk off in a virtual world. But fear not, because on this server, you can do both at the same time!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen while wearing nothing but a banana suit. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and watch as unicorns frolic in your pixelated gardens.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	367	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Void Gems Collected:	21

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

org.hyskies.net

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

play.fahrrealm.com

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Dragons Tamed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Emeralds Found:	751
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

mc.planetbn.com

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ores Mined:	5932	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1840	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Play.Disorbs.Net

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Zombie Dances:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

cavetale.com

Valkycraft

Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

valkycraft.live

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Divine Spears Created:	27
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	229	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

103.195.102.4

Cloudrealms

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.Features:Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

cloudrealms.net

Rapid Skies

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1737	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

A new released standard Minecraft Skyblock server, Includes Minions, Crate keys, Mob coins, Spawners and more! Feel free to come and stop by to join us in this adventure! Server versions above. Now with £/$ 100 IS Top!

rapidskies.us

AmaruGamma

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Votes:	399
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Welcome to AmaruGamma! A server in which we have a Towny Chill and a community that will welcome you with open arms, currently we already include Quests, Skills, Mobs and Custom Items and much more to come! We also have Bedrock compatibility! What are you waiting for? Join AmaruGamma! Host located in Chile Bedrock Compatibility IP JAVA: amarugamma.holy.gg IP BEDROCK: santiago2.holy.gg Puerto: 25565English: AmaruGamma is a Minecraft Towny server for players who speak Spanish. It also features quests, skills, mobs, and custom items, with much more yet to come! AmaruGamma is hosted in Chile, and its cross-play support makes it possible to join from both Java and Bedrock. Bedrock players can join the server using “santiago2.holy.gg” as the IP and “25565” as the port.

amarugamma.holy.gg

RoyaltMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

RoyaltMC is in an incredible phase!!Currently, the REVEX Server is active – 1.20+ The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each worldCome adventure with us!

royaltmc.online:20129