Jerk Off Minecraft Server

Decision making, Dilemma, inner conflict, inner debate, Jerk, jerk off, Masturbation, Minecraft, personal choice, Release, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-control, Server, sexual desire, sexual release, solo play, temptation, urge

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only question you’ll be asking yourself is whether to mine for diamonds or jerk off in a virtual world. But fear not, because on this server, you can do both at the same time!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen while wearing nothing but a banana suit. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and watch as unicorns frolic in your pixelated gardens.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

The Wild

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Towns Built:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

the-wild.tk

WinterCrest

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Towns Built:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	706771	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

IP: PLAY.WINTERCRESTMC.COM The perfect server to make new friends! Looking for a non-grief community that welcomes you upon every login? Well WinterCrest is for you!We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others and set public warps. In addition to that, we also hold daily and weekly events to bring you closer with your fellow players! Furthermore, you can rest assured that you and your previous things are safe. With our anti grief plugins, and dedicated staff team any grief will be undone chests are auto-protected, PvP is disabled and all mobs can be locked!We are strictly against pay-to-play and very generous with perks and nifty items! Just ask our dedicated player base! ALL donor perks such as fly, speed, nick are easily available to all players using crate keys obtained through voting!So, what can you expect? On WinterCrest you can relax, make friends and build! When youre feeling burned out hop over and try our Minigames or Event Worlds! Failing that, you can chat on Discord with our amazingly friendly players! Here at WinterCrest, we ensure our staff members know exactly what they are doing, and have knowledgeable experience of our server. You will rank up in accordance to your maturity, helpfulness and general vibe towards your fellow players. We believe that our staff are fair, consistent, friendly and responsible at all times.You can ask any staff member for help anytime. WinterCrest does not tolerate any form of staff abuse towards players. That said, every member of our staff plays legitimate survival like any normal player.

play.wintercrestmc.com

Survival Exam

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome Home to Provim 1.20 Snapshots Fun, Friendly community!Uptime is 100% – The network was on hiatus for awhile is all

play.provim.org

MysticNetwork

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4589
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Farms Harvested:	413	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Buildings Constructed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

MysticNetwork is a fully feature server! Our server is fully free-to-play all ranks on our server are in game purchasable , We soon will have an upcoming skyblock server there is currently option to become an alpha tester, we have friendly staff team to assist you in helping you enjoy our server.

play.mysticnetwork.uk:25581

Element Animation

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimension Hops:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

-= ELEMENT ANIMATION =- Welcome to the Element Animation server!It is our mission to entertain, and in more ways than one. The Element Animation team crafts comedic Minecraft animations, which can be viewed on our channel (http://www.youtube.com/elementanimation). Now, we have a server and it’s more enjoyable than ever.Explore, meet new friends, and embark upon new creative endeavors. The possibilities are endless—the only piece missing is you.

server.elementanimation.com

Nobility

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Discover Nobility, the ultimate Minecraft server where Java and Bedrock players come together for epic crossplay adventures! Engage in thrilling PvP battles across custom landscapes, conquer unique structures, and earn rewards through kill streaks, bounties, and daily quests. Join us now and experience the excitement of Nobility firsthand!

nobility.cc

TyphonCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2943
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6407	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

typhoncraft.com

EnderNetwork

Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	824	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magic Items Found:	6538
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Alien Abductions:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

play.endernetwork.net

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Votes:	343
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3637

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	7909
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6073
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com