JeetCraft: Where everyone’s a jeet and the competition is fierce!

Weeaboneese KidzCraft: Dethroning MTG in Style!

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Are you tired of playing boring old Magic: The Gathering? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has officially dethroned MTG as the most popular TCG! Why, you ask? Because we have weeaboneese kiddyshit, that’s why! Imagine dueling with your opponents using adorable anime characters and ridiculous power-ups. Plus, our server has a secret underground dojo where you can train with ninja cats and unlock special abilities. So come join us and experience the craziest TCG adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	168849	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Holy Crap Mine

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning reality all at the same time.

Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including Aryans, shitskins, and everything in between. We embrace diversity and celebrate the fact that we’re all just pixels in a virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends or enemies along the way. Just remember to keep your bloodlines pure according to the Holy Torah – it’s a holy matter, after all.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Villages Defended:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6073	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineLOL – Minecraft Madness & Mayhem!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles within the world of Minecraft, where you can experience the thrill of the war within like never before.

Patch 10.2.6 has brought some insane changes to our server, including shiver-me-timbers plunderstorms and remixes of Pandaria that will blow your mind. Get ready to raid like never before and conquer dungeons that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Our April Trading Post is filled with unique items that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From plunderstorm sections to spring finery, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	3469
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blocky Bankruptcy: Where You Can Mine Your Way Out of Debt!

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Are you tired of being buried under a mountain of debt? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start mining for virtual diamonds to pay off your real-life debts! Our economy is so booming, you’ll be debt-free in no time! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with gold bars. So not only will you be debt-free, but you’ll also be rolling in riches! Join now and start digging your way to financial freedom!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

InuCraft: The Quest for Diamond Shards

Anime, Arc, Buddhist teachings, Demons, Diamond, enlightenment, FANTASY, InuCraft, inuyasha, Japanese culture, Karma, Kikyo, Manga, meditation, Mythology, Quest, Reincarnation, sacred texts, Shards, spiritual awakening, spirituality, Supernatural, tantric law of inversion, Vajrayana Buddhism

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about the tantric law of inversion! That’s right, we’ve got Kikyo, a Vajrayana Buddhist, running the show and bringing a whole new level of enlightenment to your gaming experience.

Join us as we delve into the mystical world of Vajrayana Buddhism through the power of Minecraft. Build your own temple, meditate with pixelated monks, and unlock secret mantras that will give you superhuman abilities in the game.

Forget about mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be mining for spiritual enlightenment! So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of inner peace… and maybe even score some epic loot along the way.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ClownCraft: Chaos Reigns Supreme #56

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Welcome to Clown World Order #56, where chaos reigns and the absurdity knows no bounds! Join us as we embark on a journey through a Minecraft server like no other, where Trump judges are disqualified for juggling too many clown noses, Bill Maher bombs on his own show because he couldn’t handle the pressure of building a pixelated house, and GOP cucks on Ukraine and Israel by trying to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic fail of Gaza bridge protests as players accidentally build bridges to nowhere and get stuck in an endless loop of falling off the edge. And don’t even get us started on the pedophilia denial on Timcast – turns out the only thing they’re mining for is diamonds!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of meme-worthy politicians, and engage in epic PvP battles with players dressed as clowns? So come on down to Clown World Order #56 and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Creepers: The Holy Land Edition

75 years, Alliance, Backlash, blind support, controversy, Crafty, CREEPERS, criticism, destroyed image, dickriding, Diplomacy, dumbfucks, Edition, foreign policy, HOLY, Indian, international relations, Israel, Land, loyalty, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, reputation

Are you tired of all the dickriding of Israel on other servers? Are you sick of 76iq dumbfucks ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the Indian bros out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let’s show those 76iq dumbfucks how it’s done!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	157	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LOLcraft: This Game Will Be Forgotten in a Year Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that everyone forgets about after a year? Well, look no further! Our server may not have the staying power, but we make up for it with our amazing set of jiggling gook jigabongaboos! These things are so mesmerizing, you won’t even remember what game you’re playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, jiggling gook jigabongaboos! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you have jiggling gook jigabongaboos to keep you entertained)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Midlife Crisis Craft: Where dreams go to die but blocks stay alive

“Youth, 40, Abandoned, ABSENT, aging, alive, blocks, Craft, Crisis, depleted, Despair, deteriorating, Die, Disappointment, dreams, emptiness, ENERGY, evaporated, Friends, health, hopes, Lost, Midlife, motivation, savings, stay, Wasted

Are you tired of feeling like you’ve wasted away your life with nothing to show for it? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with endless possibilities.

Forget about your deteriorating health and lost youth, because on our server, you’ll feel rejuvenated and alive like never before. Say goodbye to your abandoned friends and depleted energy, because here, you’ll make new friends and have more energy than you know what to do with.

Don’t worry about your evaporated savings, because on our server, the only currency you need is pure fun and excitement. So come join us and let the emptiness in your life be filled with laughter, creativity, and endless Minecraft shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocky Brawlers: Minecraft Street Fighter Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Akuma himself couldn’t resist joining. Check out our teaser trailer where Akuma builds a house with one punch!

2. We just released a balance patch that allows you to ride creepers like horses and shoot fireballs from your hands. It’s chaos, but in a good way.

3. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where players use combos that will blow your mind.

4. Need some frame data for your PvP battles? We got you covered with our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data tool. Know your enemy’s every move before they even make it!

5. Explore our SuperCombo Wiki to learn secret techniques like the “Creeper Explosion Combo” and the “Ender Dragon Finisher”.

6. Don’t know what “footsies” are? No worries, check out our Footsies Handbook to learn how to outmaneuver your opponents in epic PvP battles.

7. Use Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter, Alpha, and even Marvel vs. Capcom on our server. It’s like a time machine to the golden age of gaming!

8. Want to warm up before your next PvP match? Follow Daigo’s drills, where you mine diamonds with lightning-fast reflexes and build structures with surgical precision.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Last Round: >>473757487 (whatever that means, it’s probably important)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
New Chunks Explored:	359005	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Organic Overload: Where Minecraft Madness Begins!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring builds and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so original and organic, it’s practically grown from the ground up like a Minecraft tree!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs have taken over and are running the show! That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers for building materials and trade with skeletons for rare items. It’s a real monster mash out there!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unique that the blocks themselves have personalities. You’ll never know if that diamond ore is feeling generous or if that dirt block is plotting your demise. It’s a real block party, literally!

So come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a good time. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	136	Divine Spears Created:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blocky Battles: ISSK Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just blocks and mobs? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so yuri, you’ll think you’ve stumbled into a magical girl anime. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of romance between your Minecraft character and that cute villager over there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild and wacky server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some yuri-tastic fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Towns Built:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EmmaCraft: Where every block is as flawless as Emma Watson’s birthday suit

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join us on our server to celebrate Emma Watson’s birthday in style! We have custom-built Hogwarts castle where you can roleplay as your favorite Harry Potter character and duel it out with other players.

But that’s not all! We also have a giant maze filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you make it to the end, you’ll find Emma Watson herself waiting to wish you a happy birthday!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with Emma and the rest of the cast of Harry Potter.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and make Emma Watson’s birthday the best one yet!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Towns Built:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Void Gems Collected:	38

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers trying to blow up your creations.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the pigs and you have to choose sides. Will you join the clucking chaos or stick with the oinking order?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Join our server and witness the epic dance battles between players and the dragon as they compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen hosting a cooking show. Can you handle the heat in the fiery kitchens of the underworld?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Because in this world, anything can happen… and probably will.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	546171
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blocky Builders Bonanza – Where Even Creepers Can’t Resist Our Designs!

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that all look the same? Do you crave a server that speaks to your inner chaos-loving, unicorn-riding, lava-diving self? Look no further, because our server is like a rainbow on steroids!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing villagers, and our PvP arena is a literal hot potato game where the winner gets a pet dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our custom plugins include a magic wand that turns your enemies into chickens, a teleportation spell that sends you to the nearest treasure chest, and a chat filter that automatically replaces all swear words with compliments.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ores Mined:	1116