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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 7516 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!