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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 5555 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Potions Brewed: | 134 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!