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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 2960 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4168 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!