Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future is not female and the gossip is kept to a minimum!

Join us and escape the drama of a female-dominated workplace like Starbucks corporate, where decisions can only be made if everyone agrees and nothing ever gets done. Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of being ostracized by girl bosses and just want to build and explore in peace.

With only a faggot and a male team member on board, our server is a rare gem in a world where 65% of college students are women. So if you’re looking for a place where you can actually get things done without all the drama, join us now and experience a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew Minecraft could be such a sanctuary from the chaos of the real world?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Animals Bred: 86 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • TeaCraft – Sippin’ with the Stars

    TeaCraft – Sippin’ with the Stars
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of the exclusive tea drinkers club, where we sip on virtual tea while building epic structures and battling mobs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is frequented by celebrities from all over the Minecraft world. Rub elbows with Notch, Stampy Cat, and even Herobrine himself! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve Harvey hosting a virtual game show.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. It’s like having your own personal paparazzi, but with more explosions.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the tea-drinking, celebrity-filled, haunted world of Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for that creeper ghost, he’s a real blast!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Mines Excavated: 1136 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • The Blocky Bandits: No. 195996331 by Anonymous

    The Blocky Bandits: No. 195996331 by Anonymous
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who will challenge you to a snowball fight like you’ve never experienced before. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons and lava surfing pigs along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Buildings Constructed: 12
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 838103 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • ZombieCraft: When Resident Evil 4 Remake Drops!

    ZombieCraft: When Resident Evil 4 Remake Drops!
    Are you tired of e-celebs and their fake reviews? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where the residents are not afraid to speak their minds and have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us and experience the thrill of Resident Evil 4 Remake discussions, where we laugh at all the haters who were proved wrong about the game. No need to worry about bad “realistic” movement or enemies hitting you too hard and fast – we’ve got it all covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Dragon’s Smegma 2, where e-celebs defend the game like it’s their life’s mission. Laugh at the clunky controls and the lack of enemy variety, while still enjoying the easy gameplay and lack of effort put into improving the game.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that come with every new game release. If /v/ shills a game, it will be shit – but if /v/ hates a game, it will be great on our server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • JuicyCraft: Where the Juice Gets the Last LOL!

    JuicyCraft: Where the Juice Gets the Last LOL!
    Looking for a Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as O.J. Simpson’s court case? Look no further! Join our server where our lawyer NPCs will fight tooth and nail to prevent any payouts to pesky families like the Goldmans. We promise outrageous legal battles, insane twists, and a whole lot of virtual drama. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the chaos firsthand? Come on in and see if you can outwit our legal team – just don’t expect any payouts!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Blocky Commando Underwear-Free Zone

    Blocky Commando Underwear-Free Zone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the commando lifestyle both in-game and in real life! Join us if you’re tired of being constrained by societal norms like wearing underwear. Our server is a place where you can let it all hang out, both literally and figuratively.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players who are all in the same boat as you – free balling it in the virtual world. Together, you form a tight-knit community of commando comrades, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but your pixelated dignity.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Underwearless Olympics, where players compete in challenges like the No Pants Parkour and the Bare Bottom Battle Royale. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy that’s shaped like a pair of boxers (because why not?).

    So if you’re ready to strip down (metaphorically speaking) and join a server that’s as wild and free as you are, then come on over. Just remember, underwear is strictly prohibited – but a sense of humor is mandatory.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 354
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ViewtifulCraft: Where the views are as epic as the fails!

    ViewtifulCraft: Where the views are as epic as the fails!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic views? Well, look no further because our server has the GREATEST view you’ve ever seen! And don’t worry, we’ve got rid of all the pesky creepers and zombies, but unfortunately, we can’t get rid of the niggers. But hey, at least you’ll have a great view while you play! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Towns Built: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • HolyCraft: Where Creepers Pray and Players Slay!

    HolyCraft: Where Creepers Pray and Players Slay!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you hihhulis out there!

    Join our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Build giant temples to worship the mighty block gods, participate in ridiculous rituals like sacrificing chickens to summon rare loot, and engage in epic battles against rival factions of hihhulis.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hihhuli King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant pig, granting wishes to those who can make him laugh with their silliest jokes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace your inner hihhuli in the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Smokemei’s Lava Land of LOLs

    Smokemei’s Lava Land of LOLs
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Smokemei hehe is here to blow your mind (literally)!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped dragon. But be warned, the dragon is not your average fire-breather – it shoots out rainbow-colored marshmallows that make you dance uncontrollably!

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame this groovy beast, it will lead you to a secret underground rave where the party never stops!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Villager Mafia, a group of shady villagers who run the black market and will trade you anything your heart desires – for a price. Just be careful not to double-cross them, or you might find yourself in a turf war with a gang of angry iron golems!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Smokemei hehe today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Tao’s Pixel Paradise: Where Creepers are Cute and Villagers are Vicious!

    Tao’s Pixel Paradise: Where Creepers are Cute and Villagers are Vicious!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing you up. Our community is made up of the friendliest players you’ll ever meet, who will shower you with gifts and compliments as soon as you log in.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cute Tao, a mythical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Rumor has it that if you can catch Cute Tao, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9322 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Alien Abductions: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Mines Excavated: 4518

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘F*cked Up Fun!’

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘F*cked Up Fun!’
    Are you tired of being surrounded by a bunch of adult babies who still live with their parents? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those losers behind in their childhood bedrooms. On our server, you can build your own virtual empire, start a family of pixelated pigs, and live out your wildest dreams without ever having to worry about real-life responsibilities. So say goodbye to the mama’s boys and daddy’s girls, and come join us for some epic adventures in the world of blocks and creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your old high school classmates whine about their rent-free living arrangements.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 9896
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • HonkaiCraft – All Aboard the Star Rail to LOLs

    HonkaiCraft – All Aboard the Star Rail to LOLs
    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate birthday edition celebration! Why join, you ask? Well, because we have a special event where you can download exclusive content that will blow your mind! Imagine diving into the Yawning Chasm or experiencing Your Color in the Acheron Trailer. Plus, we have character banners featuring Acheron, Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng – who wouldn’t want to hang out with them in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! We also have new drip marketing with Robin and Boothill, both with epic abilities to conquer your enemies. And don’t forget about our web event, “Immersive Interactive Exhibition,” where you can immerse yourself in a world like never before.

    So why wait? Redeem our special codes like ST3SHPNLNTN3STARRAILGIFTMOREPEACH0327CARNIVALPOMPOMPOWERHSR1YEAR and join our Minecraft server for a birthday bash like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftyBoard: Where memes and blocks collide! Join us for a LOL-tastic adventure!

    CraftyBoard: Where memes and blocks collide! Join us for a LOL-tastic adventure!
    Are you tired of browsing depressing boards filled with whining losers? Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and explore!

    Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored creepers, ride on flying pigs, and even discover a secret underground disco party hosted by zombie villagers! Our server is filled with wacky surprises around every corner, guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So why waste your time on boring boards when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CraftyMcCraftFace: The Server That’s Definitely Not No. 265381814 by Anonymous

    CraftyMcCraftFace: The Server That’s Definitely Not No. 265381814 by Anonymous
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that the player became the richest and most powerful player on the server, ruling over all with an iron fist (literally, because they had a diamond sword).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you will ever see. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops, you never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across.

    And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where players pass around a flaming potato that explodes if you’re holding it when the timer runs out. It’s a blast, literally!

    So come join us on Smooch, where the adventures are endless and the laughter never stops. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Creeper’s Choice: Shot or Stabbed Minecraft Server

    Creeper’s Choice: Shot or Stabbed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose between being shot or stabbed in your…uh, sensitive area! That’s right, we offer a unique PvP experience that will have you on the edge of your seat (or on the floor in pain, depending on your choice). Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…we think.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Farms Harvested: 242 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 447

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Minecraft Madness: ‘FALLOUT’ Fun Zone

    Minecraft Madness: ‘FALLOUT’ Fun Zone
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and quests? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Join us and choose your side – will you be a part of the mighty Villagers or the mischievous Creepers?

    Join the Villagers and experience a life of luxury and opulence in our pixelated paradise. Build your own mansion, ride around in diamond-studded minecarts, and feast on virtual steak every night. But beware, the Creepers are always lurking in the shadows, ready to blow up your hard work!

    Or join the Creepers and wreak havoc on the unsuspecting Villagers. Plant TNT traps, set fire to their crops, and watch the chaos unfold. You’ll be the ultimate prankster in this wild world of Minecraft madness.

    So why wait? Join our server now and choose your side – will you be a hero or a villain? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Mines Excavated: 4755

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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