so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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