so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 1
Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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