| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.
But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.
So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.
So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
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| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 90 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.
So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 545749 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 292 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Moses who will guide you through the Ten Commandments of Minecraft. Want to part the Redstone Sea? No problem! Just say the magic words and watch as the water magically parts before your very eyes.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Ark, where you can ride in style while two of every mob follow you around. And don’t forget about our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Messiah.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy cow!” in no time.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!
Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
