Welcome to Izutsumi, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes! Rumor has it that if you mine exactly 69 diamonds in a row, the pickaxe will appear in your inventory and you can wish for anything you want – even a pet dragon that shoots fireballs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the Rainbow Sheepicorn. If you manage to tame one, it will follow you around and poop out diamonds wherever it goes. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Rainbow Sheepicorn, am I right?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Izutsumi. Legend has it that whoever possesses this potato will be granted eternal luck and fortune in the game. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens armed with enchanted swords!

So what are you waiting for? Join Izutsumi today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 125
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • StrangerTalksMC SMP

    StrangerTalksMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting conversation you have is about what color sheep you found? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wacky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

    Join us for epic quests like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod, or building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses because why not? Our community is full of quirky individuals who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and make ridiculous memories, then come join us! Who knows, you might just end up in a heated debate with a talking cow about the best way to bake a cake. The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4359

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Crafting for Love

    Crafting for Love
    Are you so single that even the Ender Dragon won’t swipe right on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save your love life! Join us and you’ll have more virtual companions than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our players are so friendly, they’ll even help you mine for that special someone. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers exploding hearts all around you? So come on, join our server and let’s craft some love connections!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Mystic Paradis

    Mystic Paradis

    [1.21] | Mystical paradise | It is one of the newest networks in the world with the most popular game modes! In it you can find 1 game mode with several customs. servers for our players, you can enjoy • CUSTOM SURVIVAL • COMING SOON SKYBLOCK • FACTIONS • and MUCH more with our amazing and growing community of top players!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Banana Sandwich: Where you can fight mobs by throwing sandwiches at them

    Banana Sandwich: Where you can fight mobs by throwing sandwiches at them

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type 2-month-old SMP, whitelisted
    Server Version 1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
    Addons Minimal addons: Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
    Player Base Dedicated player base + Fun events
    Economy Diamond economy
    Rules Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc…

    Contact plooop on discord to join or join thru the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided above.

    Q: What is the average age range of players on the server?

    A: The average age range is lower 20s but we have a wide range of ages.

    Q: Are new players welcome?

    A: Yes, the server is friendly to new players.

    Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

    A: Fun events are hosted for players to enjoy.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 8919 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 26

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty Calculator Minecraft Server

    Crafty Calculator Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 181 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 871050 Players Killed by Monsters: 1936
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Age Gap Parents Minecraft SMP

    Age Gap Parents Minecraft SMP
    Are you looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as my family tree? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where anything is possible.

    Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 26 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MineCraftLoveCo

    MineCraftLoveCo
    Are you tired of choosing between your love for music and your sweet but clingy boyfriend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own musical paradise!

    On our server, you can create your own music-themed world where you can jam out to your heart’s content without any interruptions from needy partners. No more canceling plans or lying to your family just to have a few hours of peace.

    Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who understand the importance of pursuing your passions. Say goodbye to ultimatums and hello to a community that encourages you to be your best musical self.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the music set you free from relationship drama!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • GadgetGuru’s SMP: WearableWonder!

    GadgetGuru’s SMP: WearableWonder!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!

    2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.

    3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.

    4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues

    BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues
    Do you ever wish your favorite book had a sequel? Well, imagine if Minecraft had a sequel! Join our server and experience the thrilling continuation of the Minecraft story where Steve discovers a hidden underground civilization of talking creepers who just want to be friends. Will Steve be able to unite the overworld and the underworld in harmony? Find out on our server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 48
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun

    NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun
    LOL come join our minecraft server where we boost your NAD+ with our secret agent nicotinamide mononucleotide! Your mitochondria will be poppin’ like never before, especially when fighting off those pesky creepers in our world.

    We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 253
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Zombie Dances: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • AndesShell Minecraft server

    AndesShell Minecraft server
    The owner of the AndesShell server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

    Walz Blew It Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General

    Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General
    Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server ever! This server is strictly for males only, no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed. Why? Because we like to keep things manly and testosterone-filled around here.

    But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.

    And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.

    So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Players Killed by Monsters: 537
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Chimeras Created: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server

    BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama will ruin your birthday dinner! Unlike real life, on our server, you can celebrate your 30th birthday without any surprise announcements stealing your thunder.

    Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.

    Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 357 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Love Letters Sent: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server

    SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and deceit that will make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

    Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

    So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Star Shards Collected: 237
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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