It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 6
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Dangerous Jakarta Minecraft Server

    Dangerous Jakarta Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of being a wallet-stealing Indonesian in Jakarta! Join us as we explore the depths of this pile of wallets, searching for foreign tourist treasures and causing chaos in the streets.

    But be warned, the wallets are guarded by mystical creatures known as the Money Goblins, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim your riches?

    Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of wallet-snatching fun. Who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server – all thanks to those sneaky Indonesians and their sticky fingers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 155 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9941 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Favorite Vtuber Music Minecraft SMP

    Favorite Vtuber Music Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT just for fun. Our server is so wild that the creepers are afraid of us!

    We have legendary treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples hidden in the most unexpected places. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval war zone with players riding llamas armed with diamond swords!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 25

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • NoPupPartyAllowed

    NoPupPartyAllowed
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of pets in our lives? Look no further! Our server welcomes all furry friends, whether they be dogs, cats, or even parrots! We believe that pets bring joy and companionship to our virtual world, so feel free to bring your loyal companions along for the adventure.

    Join us and experience a world where pets roam free, where cats and dogs can form alliances and go on epic quests together. Who knows, maybe your pet will even become the ruler of the server, leading all animals to victory against the evil creepers!

    Don’t let anyone tell you that pets don’t belong in Minecraft. Join our server and show the world that animals deserve a place in our pixelated paradise. And remember, on our server, every day is Bring Your Pet to Minecraft Day!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • SensationalVibesMC SMP

    SensationalVibesMC SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it’s a thrill like no other!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Rune Stones Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • MineCraftyGamer123

    MineCraftyGamer123
    Do you love Minecraft? Of course you do, because it’s the best game ever created since sliced bread! And if you’re looking for a server that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone, then you’ve come to the right place!

    Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. We have so many crazy features that you won’t know what hit you. Want to ride a pig into battle against an army of chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not!

    Join our server and you’ll never want to leave. We have a community of players who are as wacky and wonderful as you are, and together we’ll create the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Buildings Constructed: 36
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 66 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • TaiwanCraft Server: Battle Ready!

    TaiwanCraft Server: Battle Ready!
    So, like, u know how Taiwan be like “oh snap, there’s a Chinese carrier out there”? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we be prepared for battle too! Join us and show off your mad PvP skills as we take on the Chinese carrier in epic battles on the high seas! Will you be the hero that saves Taiwan from invasion? Or will you be the villain who helps China take over the world? The choice is yours, but either way, it’s gonna be lit AF! Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftyOligarchNet

    CraftyOligarchNet
    so, like, this server is run by this moldovan dude who’s, like, super rich and stuff. he’s, like, trying to help russia out by creating this network to bypass all the sanctions against them. it’s, like, totally crazy, right?

    join this server for a chance to be part of this wild plan to help russia out. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the moldovan oligarch himself and become besties with him.

    plus, there’s, like, tons of cool stuff on this server. like, you can build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and even battle other players. it’s, like, a whole new world of fun waiting for you.

    so come on, join this server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this crazy world created by a moldovan oligarch.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 390 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Gut Microbiome Madness

    Gut Microbiome Madness
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers.

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a magical land filled with talking animals and dancing zombies. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even endometriosis is no match for our gut microbiome warriors.

    That’s right, folks! Join our server and watch as our gut bacteria-derived therapeutics battle it out with endometriotic lesions, all while reducing disease-associated pain. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but with more pickaxes and less popcorn.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether! Who knows what adventures await you in our gut microbiome-infused world. See you there, gamers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 32 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Lexok Network

    Lexok Network

    Welcome to the ( LEXOK NETWORK ). This server is made for the people cracked/premium, java/pe to play together and get a Professional Lifesteal Server Experience. And also we tried to make this server on modern features and plugins of Minecraft and we hope you will really enjoy ! . Join now and become a part of this Awesome Minecraft Server ( LEXOK NETWORK ) Community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Dream Story

    Dream Story

    Want a unique experience? So you found the right place…

    1.Contracts, we saw potential in a plugin that had been abandoned for years, so we fixed its errors and put it to work.

    2. Nightmare Night, unlike other plugins, this one adds new mobs (be careful when you see a flying creeper)

    3. Stores that change their prices depending on purchases and sales.

    4. Slimefun, a plugin that adds countless machines and materials for you to have fun with.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • MINEVILLE Royal Anarchy Raid mode Minecraft server

    MINEVILLE Royal Anarchy Raid mode Minecraft server

    New game world with unique RPG and RP elements??

    Version from 1.16.5

    Over 80+ plugins?

    Vanilla?

    Game modes available:

    – Royal anarchy?‍☠️

    – Reid⚔️

    Join a clan, play solo, chat, find new friends and start your adventure in the kingdom✨

    Enter /kit gold on the server and pick up a gift?

    + promo code gold for +30% to the top-up amount⭐️

    IP: mc.mineville.fun

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 190
    Magic Items Found: 7875 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • SmithCraft – The Only Anarchy Server With Admins That Follow Rules! Vanilla Fun 1.21.1 EU

    SmithCraft – The Only Anarchy Server With Admins That Follow Rules! Vanilla Fun 1.21.1 EU
    Server IP play.smithcraft.cc
    Discord https://discord.gg/5D7V8AA7ms
    Server Version 1.21.1 Java Edition

    Welcome to SmithCraft, the epitome of anarchy in the Minecraft universe. This is a world where the only limit is your imagination (and perhaps your cunning). On SmithCraft, there are absolutely no rules, no restrictions, and no safety nets. It’s a brutal, raw, and exhilarating experience where anything goes. Here, your survival depends entirely on your wits, alliances, and ruthlessness.

    To ensure the purest form of anarchy, SmithCraft operates under a unique and immutable constitution. This constitution serves one primary purpose: to keep the server entirely free of any form of governance or interference from admins or owners.

    Constitution of Chaos

    No Rollbacks Once something happens on SmithCraft, it stays that way. No actions will be undone, no matter how catastrophic. This ensures that every player’s actions have lasting consequences, adding to the authentic anarchy experience. This includes duplication, and illegal item placement.
    No Rules There are absolutely no rules. Griefing, looting, killing, and any other forms of chaos are not only allowed but expected. This server is a lawless land where you can forge your path through whatever means you deem necessary.
    No Interference Admins and owners are bound by the constitution to never interfere with the gameplay. This means no banning players, no imposing restrictions, and no moderating the server. The only role of the admin is to maintain the server’s technical performance, ensuring it remains operational and lag-free.
    Permanent Anarchy This is not a temporary state; it’s the essence of SmithCraft. The constitution prevents any future introduction of rules or changes that would compromise the anarchy.
    True Freedom Players have complete freedom to build, destroy, ally, betray, and create their own stories. Your journey is entirely in your hands, free from any form of higher control.

    SmithCraft is not for the faint of heart. It’s a relentless, anarchic world where survival is a constant challenge, and trust is a rare commodity. Are you ready to embrace the chaos and carve out your legacy in a world without rules? Join us on SmithCraft and experience the ultimate freedom today!

    Join us at play.smithcraft.cc – Where Anarchy Reigns Supreme!

    FAQ

    • Q: Are there any rules on SmithCraft?
    • A: No, there are absolutely no rules on SmithCraft. Griefing, looting, and killing are all allowed.

    • Q: Can I expect any help from admins or owners?
    • A: No, admins and owners are not allowed to interfere with gameplay. They only maintain server performance.

    • Q: Is there any rollback system in place?
    • A: No, once something happens on SmithCraft, it stays that way. All actions are permanent.

    • Q: Can I create alliances with other players?
    • A: Yes, players have complete freedom to ally, betray, and create their own stories.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 431 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Blocky Phases Minecraft Server

    Blocky Phases Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and experience the craziest adventures, from fighting off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot to riding pigs off cliffs for fun. And don’t worry about protection, because our server is as safe as wearing a condom…or maybe even safer!

    Why be a violinist or music artist when you can be a Minecraft master on our server? Forget about boring marketing tactics, because our server is a meme in itself. So come join us and see why everyone is talking about the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4796
    Magic Items Found: 7244 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Support Beautiful Girls Minecraft SMP

    Support Beautiful Girls Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of beautiful girls in video games not being able to sell you their goods because their shop is broken? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and help us fix their shop so you can give them all your money and support their virtual businesses. Who knows, maybe they’ll even give you a discount for being the hero who saved the day! So come on, join us and be a part of this epic quest to support beautiful girls in video games.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6227 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 193

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • StepDadNoBathAccess

    StepDadNoBathAccess
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds in the most unexpected places! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of why one player doesn’t let their stepdad use their bathroom.

    Picture this: a family living under one roof, with a baby on the way and a stepdad who just can’t seem to follow the rules. From peeing on the floor to sleeping in the nursery, this household is a soap opera waiting to happen.

    But wait, there’s more! Stepdad claims he went to medical school (spoiler alert: he’s a history major) and has a bizarre vendetta against the fiancé. Will they ever get along? Will the bathroom ever be clean again? Only time will tell on our server.

    So why join? Because where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous antics in a Minecraft world? Come for the blocks, stay for the chaos. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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