It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Country Happen Minecraft SMP

    Country Happen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Alien Abductions: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

    ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

    Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

    Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9878 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Dimension Hops: 9
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Alien Abductions: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

    SecretSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

    So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6722 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

    BlockyDateNightGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

    Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

    So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server

    UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.

    and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.

    plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.

    so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • LebCraft: War of the Blocks

    LebCraft: War of the Blocks
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a lebanese soap opera! we got hezbollah “hijacking” lebanon and starting wars with israel, it’s crazier than trying to survive a creeper explosion! come build your own bunker and defend against the chaos, or join hezbollah and wreak havoc on the server! trust us, it’s more intense than a pvp battle in the nether. join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 1595
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Punishment Prevention – Fair Vendettas

    Punishment Prevention – Fair Vendettas
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S A WILD RIDE! LIKE, DID YOU KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF LLAMAS? YEAH, LLAMAS! THEY’RE THE BOSS AROUND HERE AND THEY DON’T TAKE NO CRAP FROM NO ONE!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! BUT BEWARE, THE LLAMAS DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO THIEVES!

    OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE FLYING PIGS? YEAH, FLYING PIGS! THEY’LL DROP GOLD NUGGETS FROM THE SKY IF YOU FEED ‘EM CARROTS! IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!

    SO WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! THE LLAMAS ARE WAITING FOR YA!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • EqualityCraft – Trustworthy Bias-Free Fun

    EqualityCraft – Trustworthy Bias-Free Fun
    join this epic minecraft server where gender equality warriors unite to battle against bias and discrimination in the virtual world! we have rigorous studies showing bias against women and we trust them like our lives depend on it. but watch out, because our moral convictions can lead to some seriously biased reasoning – we might see discrimination where there ain’t none! come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only thing crazier than our theories is the amount of creepers waiting to blow you up!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • SwipeSMP: Where creepers swipe left and pigs swipe right! Join us for some mostly-vanilla fun on version 1.21 with whitelist!

    SwipeSMP: Where creepers swipe left and pigs swipe right! Join us for some mostly-vanilla fun on version 1.21 with whitelist!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Mostly-Vanilla SMP
    Version 1.21
    Community Focus Building, Shops, and more

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Please add the server owner on Discord at dealtdeal
    Is the server Discord available? Yes, the server Discord can be found at https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Runes Activated: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Dangerous Jakarta Minecraft Server

    Dangerous Jakarta Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of being a wallet-stealing Indonesian in Jakarta! Join us as we explore the depths of this pile of wallets, searching for foreign tourist treasures and causing chaos in the streets.

    But be warned, the wallets are guarded by mystical creatures known as the Money Goblins, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim your riches?

    Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of wallet-snatching fun. Who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server – all thanks to those sneaky Indonesians and their sticky fingers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Favorite Vtuber Music Minecraft SMP

    Favorite Vtuber Music Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT just for fun. Our server is so wild that the creepers are afraid of us!

    We have legendary treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples hidden in the most unexpected places. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval war zone with players riding llamas armed with diamond swords!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5067 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 372 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Void Armor Forged: 21

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • NoPupPartyAllowed

    NoPupPartyAllowed
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of pets in our lives? Look no further! Our server welcomes all furry friends, whether they be dogs, cats, or even parrots! We believe that pets bring joy and companionship to our virtual world, so feel free to bring your loyal companions along for the adventure.

    Join us and experience a world where pets roam free, where cats and dogs can form alliances and go on epic quests together. Who knows, maybe your pet will even become the ruler of the server, leading all animals to victory against the evil creepers!

    Don’t let anyone tell you that pets don’t belong in Minecraft. Join our server and show the world that animals deserve a place in our pixelated paradise. And remember, on our server, every day is Bring Your Pet to Minecraft Day!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Star Shards Collected: 182
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • SensationalVibesMC SMP

    SensationalVibesMC SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it’s a thrill like no other!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • MineCraftyGamer123

    MineCraftyGamer123
    Do you love Minecraft? Of course you do, because it’s the best game ever created since sliced bread! And if you’re looking for a server that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone, then you’ve come to the right place!

    Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. We have so many crazy features that you won’t know what hit you. Want to ride a pig into battle against an army of chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not!

    Join our server and you’ll never want to leave. We have a community of players who are as wacky and wonderful as you are, and together we’ll create the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • TaiwanCraft Server: Battle Ready!

    TaiwanCraft Server: Battle Ready!
    So, like, u know how Taiwan be like “oh snap, there’s a Chinese carrier out there”? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we be prepared for battle too! Join us and show off your mad PvP skills as we take on the Chinese carrier in epic battles on the high seas! Will you be the hero that saves Taiwan from invasion? Or will you be the villain who helps China take over the world? The choice is yours, but either way, it’s gonna be lit AF! Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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