”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

PixelCraftLand

8-bit graphics, arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, console gaming, favorite pastime, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, High scores, hours of gameplay., joystick controls, Multiplayer Games, Nostalgia, old-school video game, pixelated characters, PixelCraftLand, retro gaming, single player experience, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

Remember spending endless hours playing Minecraft as a kid? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic Minecraft server out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5703	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	949
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BlockyBootyJuice

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Runes Activated:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

Auction, Bans, Buyer, Cities, Clans, classic, Cross Survival, Custom Plugins, Discord, Donations, Economy, empiresmp, Events, Large Online, minecraft server, Moderators, NO DONATION, No Donations, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, Play, player satisfaction, Private, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP Fights, Russian, Shop, SimpleVoice, Supported versions, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, voice chat, Without Launcher

⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!

✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4

✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans

⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp

⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Shake It Off Minecraft Server

amphibian, animal kingdom, bottom hand, Competition, DOMINANCE, Frog, hand strength, handshake, height advantage, Minecraft, Pepe, physical contest, Server, SHAKE, strategy, Tactics, tall vs short, top wrist, Underdog, unexpected outcome, Victory, winner, wrist twist

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog on a unicycle? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the frogs are getting in on the action. Short pepe may be small, but he’s got some serious skills when it comes to PvP. He’s taken down the taller frogs with his epic wrist-twisting moves and unbeatable bottom hand. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to out-frog the competition! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from short pepe himself. Hop on over and join the fun today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

America, capitalism, Depressed, gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Hizballah, Hope, imperialism, iran, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, Nasrallah, nato, palestinians, resistance movements, smp, Surveillance, War, Yemen, Zionists

Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BoulderBorderBros

BoulderBorderBros, boulders, boundary dispute, driveway, neighbourly conflict, neighbourly dispute, neighbourly relations, neighbours, parking etiquette, parking issues, pickup trucks, property boundaries, property boundary, property damage, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property protection, property rights, Sidewalk

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee outrageous antics and insane stories!

Join us and experience the thrill of parking wars like never before! Imagine a world where your neighbors constantly invade your space, parking their vehicles on your property without a care in the world. But fear not, for we have the solution – boulders! Yes, you heard that right. We take parking disputes to a whole new level with strategically placed boulders that will make your neighbors think twice before encroaching on your land.

Witness the chaos unfold as your neighbors scramble to navigate around the boulders, desperately trying to park their vehicles without crossing over onto your property. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

So come join our server and experience the ultimate parking showdown. Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wills? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ParentalPraiseCraft

Admiration, appreciation, compassion, Dedication, encouragement, family, guidance, hard work, inspiration, love, ParentalPraiseCraft, parents, Respect, role models, sacrifice, Selflessness, strength, Support, unconditional love, VALUES, wisdom

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding unicorns into battle, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot fireworks every time you enter!

But that’s not all – on our server, your parents are actually Minecraft characters who give you quests to complete in order to earn special powers and abilities. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombie villagers with your dad who’s armed with a diamond sword and a pet dragon by his side. Or teaming up with your mom to mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a giant flying pig!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal that leads to a world where everything is made out of candy and the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Void Gems Collected:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	187
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyCreeperNet: Bibi’s Revenge

Assassination, Bibis, CraftyCreeperNet, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, Iranian regime, Israel, Israeli prime minister, Middle East tensions, military capabilities, military threats, Netanyahu, political rhetoric, reach anywhere, regional conflict, regional stability, Revenge, security concerns, strategic warning, Touting Nasrallah killing, warns Iran

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we have Nasrallah killing and Netanyahu warning Iran all over the place! 😂🤣🔥

Come build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the crazy political drama happening above ground. Will Israel really reach anywhere? Who knows, but at least you’ll have a sweet base to watch it all unfold from! 🏠💥

Join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. No joke. It’s wild out here in Minecraft land! 🦙🔫

Don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and become part of the madness! 🌍🔥💣

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Pixel Pain Palace

brain regions, Central Nervous System, Chronic pain, chronic pain management, Circuits, hypothalamic function, molecular targets, neural circuits, neural pathways, neural signaling, neuroscience, nociception, Pain, pain decoding, pain modulation, pain perception, Palace, paraventricular hypothalamus, PIXEL, sensory processing, somatic pain, visceral pain

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got paraventricular hypothalamus circuits and molecular targets like whaaaat?? u can decode visceral and somatic pain while building ur epic castle and fighting off creepers. it’s like science meets minecraft meets total chaos. u won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else, so join now and let’s get weird together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2