Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
Gods Slained: 2 Animals Bred: 109
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Magic Items Found: 1848

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyCash SMP: Spend Wisely!

    CraftyCash SMP: Spend Wisely!
    Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on useless items like enchanted books and golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to waste your money on something truly ridiculous! Join us and spend all your hard-earned emeralds on building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or maybe invest in a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep! Trust us, your friends will be green with envy when they see the ridiculous things you can waste your money on in our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start wasting your money in style!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 26 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HolidayNomzCraft

    HolidayNomzCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old holiday food year after year? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of epic proportions! Picture this: a giant turkey made entirely out of diamond blocks, mashed potatoes that actually explode when you eat them, and a pumpkin pie that gives you super speed for 24 hours straight. Join our server and feast like never before! Who needs real holiday food when you can have virtual feasts that defy all logic and reason? Come join us and get ready to have your taste buds blown away!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Villages Defended: 5
    Ores Mined: 9127 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NasrallahsRevengeMC

    NasrallahsRevengeMC
    Yo, dis server be lit like a firecracker in a TNT factory! We got players from Russia, Turkey, Hamas, and even aliens from Mars joining in on the fun. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player named Nasrallah was the terror chief of the server. He was causing chaos and blowing up everyone’s builds with his creeper army. But fear not, brave warriors from all corners of the world banded together to take him down. And when they finally defeated him, the server erupted in celebration like a party in a pig pen.

    So come join us and be a part of the madness. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. Who knows, you might even become the next terror chief of the server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Potions Brewed: 135
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Finerenone’s Heart Haven

    Finerenone’s Heart Haven
    so, u know how u always wanted to live forever in minecraft? well dis server is like da fountain of youth but in block form. we got dis crazy mineralocorticoid thingy dat will make u live up to 3 years longer in da game. imagine all da diamonds u can mine in dat time! join now and become immortal in minecraft, cuz why not? #blocklife #immortality #minecraftmadness

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Zombie Dances: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 New Chunks Explored: 549354

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SquatchCraft: where the trees fight back and the squatches run free!

    SquatchCraft: where the trees fight back and the squatches run free!

    SquatchCraft Minecraft Server

    Come and join our new and growing community! We are SquatchCraft, a group of chill gamers intent on growing our community. We are starting out with a survival server but are planning on adding more minigames, adding a creative server, modded server, and whatever else the community desires! Come join the Squatch family!

    66.11.118.153:25540 version 1.21

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What type of server is SquatchCraft? SquatchCraft is currently a survival server, but we plan on adding more game modes in the future.
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    Can I suggest new features for the server? Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community on how to improve the server.
    How can I join the SquatchCraft server? Simply enter the server IP address (66.11.118.153:25540) in your Minecraft client and start playing!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Mines Excavated: 4324
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Magic Items Found: 7150
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Greymane or Battleborn? Minecraft Server

    Greymane or Battleborn? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to choose between being a boring old Greymane or a basic Battleborn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be a majestic Unicorn-Riding Ninja Pirate with laser eyes and a pet dragon named Fluffy!

    Join us for epic battles where you can ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama while wielding a diamond sword that shoots out exploding cupcakes. Explore our custom-built world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure chests, and a magical forest where the trees are made of cotton candy.

    But beware, there are rumors of a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs and terrorizing unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the ultimate prize of a golden chicken nugget?

    So why settle for the ordinary when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience! Greymane or Battleborn? Nah, we’re all about Unicorn-Riding Ninja Pirates here!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyBoobOpinions

    BlockyBoobOpinions
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we support self-expression and body positivity! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

    On our server, you can build your dream world without any judgment. Just like how this player’s wife is considering a breast reduction, you can make any changes you want to your Minecraft creations. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken with a top hat? Go for it! We encourage you to do what makes you happy, just like this player supports their wife’s decision.

    But be warned, our server is so accepting and supportive that it might make you question your own decisions. Just like how this player’s wife doubted her surgery because of her husband’s neutral response, you might find yourself second-guessing your building choices. But fear not, we’re here to remind you to follow your heart and build whatever makes you smile.

    So come join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might just find the courage to make some pixelated changes of your own. Remember, it’s all about having fun and embracing your unique style. See you in the virtual world!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HighSchoolGrad2MinecraftSMP

    HighSchoolGrad2MinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the real world and ready to escape to a land of blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic builds, and unexpected alliances.

    Picture this: you’re just a humble high school graduate looking for your next big adventure. You stumble upon our server and are immediately greeted by a talking llama who offers to show you around. Little did you know, this llama is actually a secret agent working for the infamous Ender Dragon, who is plotting to take over the server and needs your help to stop them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have a knack for causing chaos. One time, they stole all the diamonds from the local mine and built a giant statue of themselves in the town square. Who knows what they’ll do next?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with a talking llama, thwart the plans of an evil dragon, and try to keep a group of rowdy villagers in check all in one day? It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Crops Grown: 1895

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ColorCraft – Because it’s not just black and white!

    ColorCraft – Because it’s not just black and white!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a gray sheep? Well, look no further because our server is the rainbow unicorn of Minecraft servers!

    Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and even have a pet creeper that tells hilarious jokes (just make sure not to laugh too hard or it might explode)!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Colorful Caves, where each cave is themed after a different color. Explore the Red Ruby Cave, the Blueberry Blast Cave, and even the Glittery Gold Cave where you can mine for treasure that’s shinier than a disco ball!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a sugar rush!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyChina Minecraft Server

    CraftyChina Minecraft Server
    LOL OMG dis server is like the China of Minecraft servers, except instead of fake news we got fake blocks! Join us for the most epic trolling experience of your life, where you can trick your friends into thinking they’re building with diamond blocks when really it’s just dirt painted blue! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and only communicate through interpretive dance. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 New Chunks Explored: 643648
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hezblock Penetration: Nasrallah’s Demise

    Hezblock Penetration: Nasrallah’s Demise
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the Nasrallah of all servers, deep like Israel’s penetration of Hezbollah (whatever that means). we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers twerkin’. u ain’t gonna find a server like this anywhere else, trust me. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u unlock the power to control time and space. so come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Magic Items Found: 1159 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RLFactions: The Lost Season where PVP is just a fancy way of saying ‘accidental teamkill’

    RLFactions: The Lost Season where PVP is just a fancy way of saying ‘accidental teamkill’
    Server Name RLFactions
    Season Season 1
    Website Discord Server

    Overview:

    RLFactions season 1 offers a heavily modded factions server experience, combining elements of RLCraft survival challenges with strategic faction-based gameplay. Players can immerse themselves in a competitive environment where survival, building, and strategizing are crucial for success.

    FAQ:

    Q: What mods are included in the server?

    A: The server includes a variety of mods from RLCraft and other survival-focused mods to enhance gameplay.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

    A: Yes, PvP is enabled to allow for faction warfare and competition among players.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: To join the server, you can connect using the server IP provided and join the Discord server for updates and announcements.

    Q: Are there specific rules for gameplay on the server?

    A: Yes, there are specific rules outlined on the Discord server to ensure fair gameplay and to maintain a positive community environment.

    Q: Can I play solo on the server or do I need to join a faction?

    A: While playing solo is possible, joining a faction is recommended to enhance gameplay and participate in faction warfare.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Israels Fun Minecraft Server

    Israels Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, Israel has won! That’s right, we’ve created a world where the sheep are trained in combat, the pigs can fly, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug.

    Join us for epic battles against giant matzah monsters, explore the mystical land of hummus caves, and even participate in the annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies do the thriller dance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a chicken for 10 minutes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a world where anything is possible, even Israel winning in Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 163
    New Chunks Explored: 70939 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Goth Club Shooter Minecraft SMP

    Goth Club Shooter Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing getting shot up is creepers and skeletons! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Ever wanted to see a goth club in Minecraft? Well, we’ve got one and it’s the hottest spot in town! But don’t worry, no one’s getting shot up here – just some friendly zombie dance parties.

    Our server is like no other, with players who are as deranged as they are hilarious. You never know what kind of autist with a grudge against alternative people you’ll meet next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off.

    So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? See you in the game, where the only thing getting shot up is your arrow skills!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Void Armor Forged: 25

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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