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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of your balls being itchy all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has been scientifically proven to reduce ball itchiness by 69%! Not only that, but joining our server will also increase your chances of getting that cute supermarket checkout girl’s number by 420%!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Potions Brewed:	147	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	269
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Void Gems Collected:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	241	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magic Items Found:	8241	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2839
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	646	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mines Excavated:	1277
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	6082	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Enchantments Applied:	272
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mines Excavated:	2105
New Chunks Explored:	509015	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4605	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Votes:	8196
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29
Ores Mined:	9748	Players Killed by Monsters:	9301
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Farms Harvested:	613	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Towns Built:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Enchantments Applied:	119
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co