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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	New Chunks Explored:	967992
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	290
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

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DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2899
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Items Found:	3647	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Emeralds Found:	3831
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7821
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	New Chunks Explored:	56554
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Players Killed by Monsters:	4564
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	266

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Potions Brewed:	146	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Zombie Dances:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Runes Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	953
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mines Excavated:	3346
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Alien Abductions:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

mcexp.it

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Votes:	2223	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Votes:	9453
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8804
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1385	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	255
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dragons Tamed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	99
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Underground Cities Explored:	5

mc.roleplayhub.net