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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17

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But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Animals Bred:	191
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

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Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	562936
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Star Shards Collected:	193	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	321	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8464
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	804	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	8741
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Void Gems Collected:	38
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Potions Brewed:	93	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
New Chunks Explored:	83420	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	313120	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7329
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com