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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of your balls being itchy all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has been scientifically proven to reduce ball itchiness by 69%! Not only that, but joining our server will also increase your chances of getting that cute supermarket checkout girl’s number by 420%!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Potions Brewed:	86	Dragon Scales Harvested:	293
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	9
New Chunks Explored:	984995	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2177	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	238	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Potions Brewed:	139
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	5494	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Dragon Eggs Found:	9791	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	3152	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ores Mined:	5073	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Villages Defended:	5	Mines Excavated:	4350
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co