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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 2543 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!