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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mines Excavated:	4489
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Star Shards Collected:	93
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

New Minecraft Servers

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But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6853
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3162
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Emeralds Found:	4813

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Love Letters Sent:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Emeralds Found:	856	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	973
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Emeralds Found:	9271
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Gryphons Tamed:	2

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5223
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Animals Bred:	79	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com