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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 159 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7139 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
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