Itchy Balls Minecraft SMP Dino Nugget Maybe Going to Alanis Morissette Show Next Year Anon

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1184
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

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MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magic Items Found:	1281	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

megamc.happyforever.com

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	New Chunks Explored:	998952
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

mc.kriptonpvp.com

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Zombie Dances:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	114	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

mc.shadowkingdom.org

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Crops Grown:	2704	Void Gems Collected:	31
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

185.248.141.12:1058

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Crops Grown:	9023
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

play.supercraft.in

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

play.acentramc.com

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Star Shards Collected:	167
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

arcaneva.com

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

mc.skyblade.pro

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ores Mined:	4109	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

ms.storyfortune.net

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crops Grown:	3396
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

play.obiworldmc.com

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8663	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Lifestealmc.net

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

simplyvanilla.net

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

play.augustatowny.com

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

play.gravitymc.xyz

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Animals Bred:	184	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

mc.charlieroleplay.it