Itchy Balls Minecraft SMP Dino Nugget Maybe Going to Alanis Morissette Show Next Year Anon

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7169
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

New Minecraft Servers

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But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

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PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Votes:	1713	Buildings Constructed:	42
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Potions Brewed:	154
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Emeralds Found:	4765	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4770	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	868
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Crops Grown:	1292
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Secret Passages Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	290	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

1moreblock.com

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3872
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Farms Harvested:	229
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mines Excavated:	2014
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Alien Abductions:	5	Zombie Dances:	7

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

play.iruvatar.com

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

minebits.net

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3522
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609