Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

advice, Apology, Asshole, crawling sensation, Cut, Experience, faint, frens, Grateful, gross, hair, Irritation, Itchy, Medicine, Minecraft, pinworms, Scared, SIMILAR, smp, STDs, subject matter, wizard

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	3588	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	2403	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

Tri Kraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Tri-Kraft is a friendly new server, you cannot buy ranks. Ranks are earned! We run a Survival-Economy server with anti-griefing measures. The nether is a rule free world for true survival of the fittest play.

162.218.116.179

ColtPVP

Factions, PvP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Towns Built:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

This is a PVP server where somethings are normal can you be the best at PVP if you join today

176.31.115.196:25569

Magnet Craft

Prison

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	43	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6447	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

There is many different servers within this server! Mainly prison!

when we hit 35 peeps we are doing a Drop Party and a Mine Party!

Come and join the fun! dont miss out.

mc.magnetnetwork.net

Biocraft

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Magic Items Found:	1493
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Join Biocraft for an awesome community and a completely lag free experience! We have 5 dedicated servers that all work together to bring you speed and stability. You will notice that each game mode is built and made to fit the highest standards. We are not just another server, we are one big happy family! CONNECT NOW JUST TO SEE HOW LOW YOUR PING WILL BE!!!!

SERVERS BIRTHDAY = 12/28/2011 !!

=== Servers Hosted === Peaceful> SMP, block protection, no PvP, large biomes Creative> Plotme, trails, different sized plots Factions> Anti-tp glitching, custom no-cheat Towny> War events, player shops, low tax Skywars> Custom maps, lag free, different ranks

WELCOME ALL OLD AND NEW PLAYERS!! LOOKING FOR STAFF!!! See you on the server!

PLAY.BIO

HeathCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crops Grown:	1909	Star Shards Collected:	133
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

The HeathCraft Survival Server is dedicated to providing a close vanilla minecraft esque feel. Whether you want to play with friends or are looking for new friends to play with, HeathCraft is where you should look. Our helpful staff team are willing to help you with any of your needs, and to prevent all of your hard earned items and builds from being destroyed, we have grief protection. We look forward to seeing you on!

mc.playsurvival.net

City Prison

Hardcore, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

At city Prison people all around the world come to play with there friends. But make sure the player in the chain armour ask for something you give the warden the item so you dont go to jail. the more money you earn the higher rank you can get. and the higher rank the better ores. Good Luck And Have Fun

server.cityprison.net

EcoVentureCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Star Shards Collected:	152	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Potions Brewed:	179

EcoVentureCraft is a Survival Economy server running a large handful of plugins, designed to allow many variations of minecraft play styles to be integrated to coincide in simultaneous worlds, allowing for people who enjoy playing and building in an ever-growing in-game environment, You’ll Climb the Ranks based on your own Economic Success

Earn Voting Reward Tokens to trade for Rare Items, Enchants, Repairs, and More!

You can either work the Economy traveling between towns with loads of goods, start up a shop once you’ve reached rank 3: [Merchant] you can create “Trade Signs” so even if you’re offline, you can earn in-game currency!

mark out a claim of land or rent a claim from the server, or even other players! from server towns to player claims, there are many options when deciding if you like the safety of being within Fortress walls, or if a cobblestone cabin among the hostile mobs is more your style. Create a Dedicated Town when you’ve reached rank 5 [King] or [Queen] which can have up-to a 100×100 Region of land Anywhere in the wilderness you choose.

The overall design for EcoVentureCraft was to avoid limiting what you can do in-game based on donating for simple functions, the entire server is and always will be no-cost for normal functionality. With the multitude of ways you can exchange currency with players, your dedication can become highly rewarding for you in-game success!

I would like to Welcome you to Adventure even further into the virtual lands of EcoVentureCraft. “Play out your Destiny!”

162.213.42.184:25669

Empathy

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	515648	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Ores Mined:	7483	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

23.111.133.74:25745

Foxy Servers

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	152	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

FoxyServers.co.uk Is both a survival and Roleplaying server. We have a friendly community so far and hope it stays that way. The time is set in a medieval period, with Kings and Queens, pages and squires, Dukes, Barons, and much more! Any additional questions may be asked directly to the two owners on the server. We look forward to seeing you soon! Cheers.

foxyservers.co.uk

Diablecraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	73
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Your ultimate all-round Minecraft server offers: – Enough variety, thanks to several game principles and games – A powerful, self-financed server that promises lag-free gaming fun – Custom-written plugins – All game content is available to everyone – Coordinated ticket system on the website (coming soon) – Multilingual website with clear topics (in progress) – Forum for discussions, suggestions and wishes – English-speaking area in the forum – Well-coordinated and mature team – Pleasant and cohesive community – Protected against griefing and hacking attacks – Server, TS and website are available at all times – Always new features through new plugins and more

lobby.diablecraft.de

general656

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

If not the best Minecraft Greek server, definitely one of the best Greek Survival servers in Minecraft. Server with all cool features. Mumble voice communication potentials. Only some simple rules belongs to this fabulous Survival Server. Those simples rules are the following: * Flaming/trolling is forbidden * Destroy other players buildings is prohibited too but that’s why we have a special plugin for this * And at the end the obvious common rule that prohibits the advertise other servers. Have a good play!

gameworldmc.nitrado.net

ConspiracyCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Welcome to the next generation of Minecraft Survival! Our gameplay is carefully designed alongside our community and always evolving. We love pushing Survival to its limits and trying new things!

Minecraft Version: 1.15.2 (Supports 1.16)

conspiracycraft.us

SwissSMP.ch

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Void Gems Collected:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Official server trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0PuVrCpIis Watch more trailers: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL96E6DDD809DEC2FF

Server-IP : SwissSMP.ch Website & Forum: http://SwissSMP.ch/infos Livemap: http://map.SwissSMP.ch City system: http://SwissSMP.ch/threads/staedtesystem.351

swisssmp.ch

Survival miney

PvE

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7902
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Survival miney

survival.mineyc.com

AbnormalPvP

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Epic Minecraft PvP Faction Server With Custom Weapons and Daily Events With Weekly Drop Partys. We respect everyone on the server and we respect you. We Dont Hate We Just Play. Come On

AbnormalPvP.net