Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

advice, Apology, Asshole, crawling sensation, Cut, Experience, faint, frens, Grateful, gross, hair, Irritation, Itchy, Medicine, Minecraft, pinworms, Scared, SIMILAR, smp, STDs, subject matter, wizard

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Secret Passages Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

crafters refuge

Factions

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Buildings Constructed:	33
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

crafters

mc.craftersrefuge.com

Survine

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Potions Brewed:	176	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Survine features SkyBlock, Creative, Survival, and KitPvP, we add plugins every week to ensure the best experience. Hope to see you there!

23.95.34.171

RealTekkit Official

Factions, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

RealTekkit Official Server ! The server is 24/7. We have nice staff in amount of 4. The staff itself tries to survive legit, but we take actions when someone else needs help. We hope u can join us and have fun with us!!

198.12.88.15

thomi100.net

Economy, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Emeralds Found:	3892
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ores Mined:	6761
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Hello! Nice to see you here. I live in Switzerland, which you can obviously tell from my voice, but most of the players on our server come from Germany. I’ve also been programming my own plugins for a few days now, which will probably improve a lot on the server in the next few months! The server is very small, which of course doesn’t mean it’s not good! A very nice community plays on the server, if you don’t always want full rounds the server is perfect for you. But what most players like the most is our Life 2 project. Maybe you know the project back then when you didn’t play it – a project in which you can build freely. Same with us! You can just come to the server and get started straight away. We offer active variety with our game modes, optimized for the size of our server. …and of course, as already introduced, Life 2, Survival Games and Jump and Run’s! Four more separate game modes are being planned. Thomi100.net has a simple structure and was also created for beginners in Minecraft. We value a decent, nice community. We are also working on developing good, custom plugins for the server in order to provide the most performance for the entire server, which of course always reduces lags, the server practically never “lags”.

thomi100.net

Nexus Island

Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

this is a new Faction/PVP server. we are a small comunity.

NexusIsland.Mcserver.ws

MineLevel

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4875
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89

Minecraft Server Version 1.8 to 1.12 Ip: play.minelevel.com Modalities: SurvivalFactions, SkyWars, Rex, and many new things coming soon.

Site: http://www.minelevel.com Store: http://www.minelevel.com/tienda Suitable for all types of players.

play.minelevel.com

Zaoby Luna Network

Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Star Shards Collected:	122	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Community server

play.zaoby.co.uk

Path-A-Craft

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: pathacraft.mcserver.ws PATH-A-CRAFT Things we have: Towny McMMO Voting Rewards Survival Creative Endless End Admin Shop

pathacraft.mcserver.ws

CrispyCraft

Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Divine Spears Created:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Animals Bred:	190	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

A minecraft Factions server, with survival and PVP, 24/7.

176.31.21.154

DigCraft

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dimension Hops:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Digcraft is a semi-vanilla survival minecraft server. We PVP for loots, you earn money from mobs for shops and towns. You can smelt your salvaged tools/armour. You can bottle your xp before jumping into battle. All things vanilla are enabled.

digcraft.net

CosmicPrison

Prison

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Votes:	946
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	272

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Hello, my name is Sebastian but you can call me Seb. I am the server owner of CosmicPrison we are an OP Prison Server that love to play with out delightful players. We aren’t a big community but we are only here here to make you happy and enjoy this awesome Game Called Minecraft. We of course have a list of rules and some Very useful and itself Funny Plugins. Hope you enjoy. Your Friend -SEB

cosmicprison.com

Khaos Craft

Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mines Excavated:	1247
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Khaos Craft. A new and expanding community. Come check us out today, and find a home for a lifetime!

Our server is freshly started, and rapidly growing. Based on community opinion, we are constantly adding/changing the server. Join today and help build the foundation of what we at Khaos Craft hope will be one of the BEST servers available!

khaos.mcnode.net

X-Craft PvP

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Votes:	9934	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mines Excavated:	1932	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

– 1 Huge PvP Map – Small Kit Delays (Even For Donators) – Multiple 1v1 Arenas – Unlock Cool Effects To Show Off – Dominate The 1v1 Leaderboard – Dominate The /balancetop Leaderboard – Buy Items with /shop

xcraft.fadehost.com

Just Add Bacon

Creative, Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Just Add Bacon is about adding bacon to everything…and having fun on Minecraft 1.8! Just Add Bacon Network currently has:

We are also adding more servers as we grow.

Just Add Bacon (or JAB as we refer to it), is a fun, friendly environment for players of all ages. We have a dedicated staff team, but are always looking for people who would like to help, be it moderating chat or making YouTube videos of your adventures or builds on the network. We also offer rewards for voting, ranging from ingame money, items, and monthly ranks for top voters!

jabmc.com

CCEU.EU

PvP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

This server has alot to do. We have build wich is curently Off because of glitch abusing, we have skypvp and we have Team-Warfare. also my name is ThisHDGamer and owner CCCoder gave me permission to publish servers

CCEU.eu