Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

advice, Apology, Asshole, crawling sensation, Cut, Experience, faint, frens, Grateful, gross, hair, Irritation, Itchy, Medicine, Minecraft, pinworms, Scared, SIMILAR, smp, STDs, subject matter, wizard

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Animals Bred:	116
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

Survival miney

PvE

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Survival miney

survival.mineyc.com

AbnormalPvP

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Emeralds Found:	3751	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Epic Minecraft PvP Faction Server With Custom Weapons and Daily Events With Weekly Drop Partys. We respect everyone on the server and we respect you. We Dont Hate We Just Play. Come On

AbnormalPvP.net

oc0544

Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Gods Slained:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

EVERYONE HAS /FLY!!! NPC Quests, McMMO, Hunger Games, Capture the flag, Spleef, FFA, pets and LOTS MORE!!!

oc0544.com

Eternity

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	197
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Le Diamonds Live for an Eternity!!! PvP, Fctions, Survival, iConomy, ChestShop, and yes you can do griefing and raids 😉 Just the best server for survival players and its semi Vanilla Spawn go make the best armor survive to find your best gear and then do war!!! Be the best and have the best faction for an Eternity! Put all the players heads in your trophy room, even admins heads, we ar playng survival yeah! 😉

We dont use all the time kick but we use a lot of the jails 😀 The Sakalaka jails. We try to make this server as much fun is possible and realistic. If you build simthing perfect, like a Arena or a shop, call the ops and if its perfect it gets warp, safezone(for your faction, you can edit the place) and your name will go to the Comunity Hall. and you get a lot of money for that 😉 Ingame money dude. We whaiting for you bro! -Snakefist(admin)

85.190.161.107

Pagemaster

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Astral Projections Made:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Server Address/IP:s19.hosthorde.com:25666 Version: 1.12.2 Game Play Type/s: [SMP] [Towny] [McMMO] [Jobs] [VoteCrate] [CrazyAuction] [ArtMap]

Player Slots: 80 Server Ram: 6144 MB NEW MAP!! Description: PageMaster is a strong server quickly approaching two years of being active online! We have a lot of great events that take place through out every month including fun activities such as Creative Day Contests! Players come and go but we hope to grow larger to be able to have more fun! We have plenty of mini games that are either run by our staff or by automation, as well as some amazing builders. This is a Survival PvE Server; while there are a few PvP arenas and games, there is no raiding, and no PvPing outside of designated zones. We promote group towns and trade/shops. We aid to help make large builds and creative fun. We are also LGTBQ friendly, and have many members and staff that identify as LGTBQ. Come check us out! Offical Rules : http://pagemaster.enjin.com/rules Rules: No Griefing, Stealing, Raiding/Do not Advertise other servers./NO SPAM/Mild Cursing is allowed./No Hacks, Cheats, or Exploits of any kind!/ Keep things PG13 at least./Do not make any Lagmachines(including Jumping Fountains), Duplicators, or Death Traps. Owner / Admins / Engineers / Moderators: Chronosaga, OnlyManOnMars / Panguien07 / ColdSteal / Norbertcat, Runnah, Amras4 Plugins: [Towny] [TownyChat] [McMMo] [Citizens] [WorldBorders] [LWC] [PlayerHeads] [LogBlock] [Dynmap] [CraftBook] [jobs] [crazy auctions] [cratesplus]

s19.hosthorde.com:25666

BermudaNetwork

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

wubwub

178.20.170.143

Chroma Hills

Creative, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

The server is currently in an open development stage where we invite all of our players, old and new, to join our server and help us make our gamemodes the best they can be! Current gamemodes include:

Survival & Chromageddon

Our basic survival server gives you the bare necessities to survive with a few helpful additions. Includes extras such as McMMO, trading system, and claims.

Do you think you have what it takes to conquer the land of Chroma Hills at it’s worst? Come and try our most challenging gamemode yet with custom trading system, challenges, and much more!

chromahills.net

Amentrix

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

The Amentrix Minecraft server is truly revolutionary with its combination of Creative, Survival and Mini-game play styles in one server. We pride ourselves on our friendly staff and community and look forward to seeing you soon!

amentrix.com

Trollcraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Lobby Server

trollcraft.pl

AquilaMc

Creative, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Animals Bred:	137
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Our server is a growing factions server with other plugins like mc-mmo friends and lots more that i can interact with.

we have a wide range of staff members that u can talk to about any issue.

Founder-toxiccoke

Owners-Ron, TractorBoy16

Admins-KittyMitts19,BuilditfilmitT

Thanks for checking out pmc page out and we hope to see u on.

198.20.126.195

VeteranCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

VeteranCraft is a solid growing community of mature, friendly players. Our technical back-end is second to none. Looking for a stable server that is run by serious people, and that will be there tomorrow? Look no further. We have no whitelist so stop in and check it out. If you like what you see, feel free to make a home here.

play.veterancraft.net

CoolBearCraft SlimeFun | Towny

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Farms Harvested:	877	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4

CoolBearCraft is a clean fast Minecraft 1.12 Towny server with SlimeFun, Mini-Games and an awesome player community. We’ve been around for over 3 years and are looking for new players to join us!

•12 FREE Ranks •Plenty of Cool Plugins (Like TOWNY and SilkSpawners) •One of the FRIENDLIEST Minecraft Communities! •Separate Worlds for Building and Gathering •Daily Bonuses just for playing and staying active! •A Balanced Economy •FRESH worlds and balances! We just reset!

mc.cbcraft.net

McGrimsCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7557
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Villages Defended:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Zombie Dances:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

We are a new server and full of loving fun people! Our staff is the best around. We give ranks to those who wait patiently and ask nicely. Hope to see you soon 😀

108.170.6.138

OnlineKlubben

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchantments Applied:	130
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Online Club was formed and founded D. 12 September 2007 – The purpose of the club is to create a gathering place for all who play some games on the web. We have room for everyone, so are you and your friends and need a room in Teamspeak, are very welcome to contact us and we quickly create a space for you. We try wherever possible to constantly be at the forefront, and update regularly our website and Facebook with different news, but you stand and have a great idea for Online Club, we hear as much know.

As our logo says At Online Club – We play pretty much EVERYTHING – – Its 100% FREE to be a member of the Online Club and it will continue to be.

Chummy Club greetings Online Club

mc.onlineklubben.dk

Hunger games

Hardcore

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Animals Bred:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Awesome

Hub.vyzon.net