so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Orbs of Power Found: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
New Chunks Explored: 459569 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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