so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 832
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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