so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 73 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Animals Bred: 50
Rune Stones Activated: 12 Vanishing Items Found: 7
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Dimension Hops: 15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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