Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 864460 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 4
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 93 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 225
    Star Shards Collected: 259 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Farms Harvested: 366
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Mines Excavated: 1242

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 18 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Farms Harvested: 482
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 New Chunks Explored: 577864

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4441 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1971 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Crops Grown: 6458
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

    KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • PokeTech

    PokeTech

    This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • 🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 853
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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