Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers filled with soyboys and femboys? Do you want to show off your manly Minecraft skills and defend Israel like a true warrior? Look no further, because our server is calling for the manliest of men to join our ranks and protect the holy land from creepers and zombies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to build fortresses, slay dragons, and rescue villagers in distress. Only the bravest and most rugged players can handle the challenges that await on our server. So put on your best armor, grab your sword, and show those soyjaks who’s boss!

But beware, only the manliest of men can survive in our world. Are you up for the challenge? Join us now and prove your worth on the battlefield!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Zombie Dances: 8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Blocky Celeb PrezCraft

    Blocky Celeb PrezCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is like no other – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that turns you into a ninja warrior, and a secret cave that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet the one and only Potato King, a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated an army of creepers armed only with a baked potato! Rumor has it he’s training a team of dancing llamas to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re very friendly (as long as you have carrots to feed them).

    So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken). You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 17

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • EmpCraft

    EmpCraft

    New SMP server running on 1.20.6, as of right now its only survival but i do plan on adding more things to do on the server but please consider dropping by and trying it out! 😀

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyCoin – Where mining for diamonds is more profitable than Bitcoin at 70K!

    CraftyCoin – Where mining for diamonds is more profitable than Bitcoin at 70K!
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is the next big thing since BTC hit 70K again!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with 100X gems and insane stories that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic that even Anons are joining in on the fun, buying up all the virtual real estate and dominating the leaderboards.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the next Minecraft millionaire!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Dimension Hops: 15
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Infinite Cobblestone

    Infinite Cobblestone
    Do you have a toaster that only works when the moon is full? A collection of rubber duckies that have mysteriously multiplied? An emergency inflatable unicorn float that you’ve never had to actually use?

    Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise you’ll find even more wacky and useless items to hoard! Join us and you might stumble upon a chest full of enchanted potatoes that make you fly, or a secret room filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats.

    Who needs practicality when you can have pure chaotic fun? Join our server now and dive into a world where the absurd is celebrated and the ridiculous is encouraged!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7445 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Prepare for war

    Prepare for war

    Welcome to Para Bellum. The #1 server for geopolitics and nation simulations!

    • Start a civilization, rally armies, write lore, and expand your domain! • World Lore and Roleplay! • Crossplay!

    What are you waiting for? Join now!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Veylix

    Veylix

    Welcome to our thriving Minecraft Skyblock community! Dive into a dynamic world where creativity knows no bounds and challenges await at every turn. Build your island empire from scratch, harnessing the power of teamwork and innovation to conquer the skies. Engage in exhilarating PvP battles, explore custom biomes teeming with adventure, and discover unique treasures hidden within our meticulously crafted spawn. With regular events, a vibrant marketplace, and a welcoming community of fellow adventurers, there’s never been a better time to join us on this epic journey. Forge your path, claim your destiny, and become a legend in the realm of Skyblock!

    Join veylix.net today!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Perception LOLcraft

    Perception LOLcraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where misinterpretation is the name of the game! Join us if you want to experience a world where everything you say gets twisted into something completely different. It’s like playing a game of telephone, but with consequences!

    But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being a regular old player? Well, on our server, we welcome covert narcissists with open arms! Get ready to argue your way to the top, because giving up is not an option here.

    Feeling anxious about joining? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Our server is the perfect place to embrace your dark triad thoughts and let your inner narcissist shine. Who needs success when you can just be your true, twisted self?

    So come on, join us on our server and let’s see just how far your misinterpretations and narcissistic tendencies can take you. It’s a whole new world of chaos and confusion, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • SpergCraft: Where Howard’s meltdowns are just part of the fun!

    SpergCraft: Where Howard’s meltdowns are just part of the fun!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Howard on cocaine? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like Howard’s wife having an affair while he’s busy filling vending machines. Join us for a Sandpiper settlement-themed adventure where the Supreme Court might just toss out your case if you’re not on drugs. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos, join our server now!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • PresidentialShockerLOLZ

    PresidentialShockerLOLZ
    Step right up, folks, to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the most shocking secret revealed about a U.S. president on this server. Turns out, old George Washington himself was actually a secret ninja who fought off the British with his mad skills and a trusty diamond sword. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln – rumor has it he could summon lightning bolts with just a flick of his top hat! So if you want to uncover the wildest presidential secrets and maybe even learn a few ninja moves yourself, join us on this server now!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Alpine-Craft

    Alpine-Craft

    New Minecraft Economy SMP Server! – CUSTOM ENCHANTS – Vote Rewards! – Jobs! – AuctionHouse! – Player Shops! – Player Warps! – Land Claims! – Homes! – RTP! – MCMMO! – Streamers! And Much More To Come! Server Is Still In Early Development Server IP: alpine-craft.us.to:25568

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Childhood Bops MC

    Childhood Bops MC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and rules? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical journey through your favorite childhood memories! Imagine logging in and being greeted by a giant butterfly flying around, singing the opening theme song from your favorite childhood show! And that’s just the beginning.

    Join our server and experience crazy adventures like riding unicorns through rainbow forests, battling evil dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and building a castle made entirely out of candy! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and tell jokes.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, click that link and join us today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal that leads to a land where all your childhood dreams come true!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Left or Right? Minecraft Madness

    Left or Right? Minecraft Madness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t believe in rules! Want to build a giant toilet castle? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

    Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to do whatever the heck you want in the world of Minecraft. Choose your path – will you go left and discover a land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs? Or will you go right and find yourself in a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can eat your way to victory?

    But beware, on this server, the mobs are not your typical Minecraft mobs. You might come across a zombie riding a unicorn or a skeleton playing the accordion. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles – let’s just say you might find yourself facing off against a giant chicken with laser eyes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, left or right, the choice is yours – but either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BoobieCraft

    BoobieCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that lack creativity and excitement? Join our wacky server where we refer to boobs as “jubblies” and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Melons hidden deep within the land! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a titillating adventure unlike any other!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 56 Runes Activated: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Minecraft Mania

    Minecraft Mania
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you furry art enthusiasts out there. Why? Because we have a designated gallery where you can post all your amazing furry creations for everyone to admire. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking animals who use their magical powers to keep the server running smoothly. So come join us and unleash your inner furry artist while uncovering the mysteries of our enchanted server!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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