Is TV Watching Minecraft SMP – The New Hit UK Comedy

2 million viewers, audience favorite, british humor, british television, British TV, comedic timing, comedy, comedy genre, entertainment industry, hilarious, Hit, hit show, laugh out loud, Minecraft, must watch, popular series, smp, television, top rated, TV industry, TV watching, UK comedy, Watching, weekly entertainment, weekly ratings

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, have we got the server for you! This wild and wacky Minecraft SMP is pulling in 2 milly every week and it’s hi-lar-ious.

Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of llamas on roller skates. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why this Minecraft SMP is the most outrageous and hilarious server out there. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only thing that’s predictable is the unpredictability.

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magic Items Found:	3736	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magic Items Found:	4465	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1592	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	57
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Runes Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Votes:	1065	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5411
Farms Harvested:	620	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Divine Spears Created:	27	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4149
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9704	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Villages Defended:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	91	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6222	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Votes:	6179
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	565094
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mines Excavated:	3069	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Enchantments Applied:	168
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mines Excavated:	4013	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Potions Brewed:	194
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149