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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 6081 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
Are you tired of living in a world where the average person can’t even afford the latest iPhone, let alone a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, not only can you afford the iPhone 16 Pro Max, but you can also mine for diamonds like they’re going out of style!
Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on minecarts, the creepers tell jokes, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret island in the sky, accessible only by riding a rainbow unicorn through a portal made of cotton candy.
But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the Ender Dragon hosts a talent show where players can showcase their best building skills and win prizes like enchanted golden carrots and magical flying llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
