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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 6734 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!
we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.
oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.
so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.
