Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
Treasure Maps Found: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Observer Awards Minecraft SMP

    Observer Awards Minecraft SMP
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we do things a little differently.

    Picture this: instead of normal awards, we have AI-generated observer awards where everything is turned upside down. And guess what? In every single ballot, we’ve replaced “most underrated” with the one and only Natsupoi. Why? Because why not!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

    SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

    Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

    And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCraftyMemories

    MineCraftyMemories
    Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

    Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

    If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 379 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

    Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

    Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

    Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

    i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BdayBashCraft

    BdayBashCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

    Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

    MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 40
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CharityCraft2021

    CharityCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LePenCraft Minecraft Server

    LePenCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5127
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Players Killed by Monsters: 9929
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 156 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 875 Mythical Swords Crafted: 47

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sapling SMP

    Sapling SMP

    Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Potions Brewed: 146
    Chimeras Created: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

    5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

    Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 97 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Ores Mined: 9603 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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