Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 6
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 12
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • MineCraftyMemories

    MineCraftyMemories
    Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

    Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

    If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Towns Built: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

    Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

    Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

    Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

    i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8257
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BdayBashCraft

    BdayBashCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

    Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Crops Grown: 8692
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Mines Excavated: 3255 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

    MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 38 Zombie Dances: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CharityCraft2021

    CharityCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • LePenCraft Minecraft Server

    LePenCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7323 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Farms Harvested: 353 Runes Activated: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Dimension Hops: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Demon Skulls Collected: 31 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Sapling SMP

    Sapling SMP

    Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Elemental Crystals Collected: 93
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

    5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

    Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

    Description Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
    Server Age Four years old
    Features – Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join an existing city? Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
    How can I join the server? Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
    What is the server focus? The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
    Are there custom features on the server? Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Soywalk Minecraft Server

    Soywalk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 38 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7801 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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