Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the possibilities are as endless as the creepers that keep blowing up your house! Join us and you’ll be granted infinite time to play, infinite resources to build with, and a magic book that holds all the secrets of the universe (including the best crafting recipes for diamond armor).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a battle of puns, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for, last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of obsidian instead.

If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us! Just watch out for the prankster villagers who love to trade emeralds for useless junk like rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
Crops Grown: 6658 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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