Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to destroy Israel… ack! Just kidding, that’s not our goal at all. In fact, we are all about spreading peace and love through the power of blocky building!

Join us on this wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination, then come join us! Just be sure to watch out for the sneaky villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Trust us, it’s a whole thing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin! Remember, inshAllah we will destroy… ack! Just kidding, we’re all about peace and fun here.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Void Armor Forged: 15 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • ChiliCraftSecrets

    ChiliCraftSecrets
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

    Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

    Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

    ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP
    This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftyTruths

    CraftyTruths
    What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BankruptCraft

    BankruptCraft
    Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Mines Excavated: 1308 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Potions Brewed: 47 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Girl Power Zone

    Girl Power Zone
    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Villages Defended: 17
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Soul Soicety

    Soul Soicety

    Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Runes Activated: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

    Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

    Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

    Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Alien Abductions: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • GlutenGrieferCraft

    GlutenGrieferCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

    Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

    But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

    Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • RiskTakerMC SMP

    RiskTakerMC SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

    Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • BlockyHurtHaven

    BlockyHurtHaven
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

    So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Void Gems Collected: 37
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • LoyalSMP

    LoyalSMP

    Welcome To LoyalMC This Is SuperPowers x Gemsteal x Lifesteal SMP This Server Give Feel Like A Private SMP ! Low Ping 24/7 Online… Java & The appearance of… Any Problem Join https://discord.gg/FyTTpR22HQ

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Mines Excavated: 4673
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Zonikyo Network

    Zonikyo Network

    A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

    Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

    And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

    Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

    So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Astral Projections Made: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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