Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to destroy Israel… ack! Just kidding, that’s not our goal at all. In fact, we are all about spreading peace and love through the power of blocky building!

Join us on this wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination, then come join us! Just be sure to watch out for the sneaky villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Trust us, it’s a whole thing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin! Remember, inshAllah we will destroy… ack! Just kidding, we’re all about peace and fun here.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3581
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • SinwarCraft – Leader of the Blocks

    SinwarCraft – Leader of the Blocks
    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER YAHYA SINWAR UP IN HERE! HE THOUGHT HE COULD HIDE IN GAZA, BUT WE SNATCHED HIM UP AND NOW HE’S BUILDING PIXEL ART WITH US! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO PLAY WITH A REAL-LIFE BAD GUY TURNED BLOCKY BUILDER! #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #SINWAR4LIFE

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 70

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Time Warp Craft

    Time Warp Craft
    Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion, bro. Like, on this server, time is like a funky disco ball, spinning and twirling wherever it pleases. You could be mining for diamonds for what feels like five minutes, but in reality, it’s been five hours. It’s like time travel, but without all the confusing science stuff.

    Join this server if you want to experience time in a whole new wacky way. You’ll never be late for a creeper explosion again because time will be on your side. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can have breakfast for dinner and dinner for breakfast? It’s a culinary revolution, man.

    So come on down to our time-bending Minecraft server and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of time obliterated. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Gods Slained: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness

    Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness
    so, liek, imagine this: u join dis epic minecraft server and u r not just playin’ a game, u r part of a scientific experiment, dude! scientists have created a catalog of genes that viruses stole from marine microbes they infected, and u get to be a part of dis crazy world where viruses and microbes are battling it out for control of the ocean! join now and help us figure out where viruses fit into the global ocean picture of cycling carbon and other nutrients, all while buildin’ epic structures and survivin’ in dis wild world of minecraft madness! it’s gonna be a blast, so come on and join us for some wacky fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • ReforgeMC

    ReforgeMC

    ReforgeMC [1.8] – Economy | Guilds | PvP | & More!

    Want something more out of your Minecraft 1.8 experience? So did I! ReforgeMC hosts several plugins that have been carefully modified create a super fun, custom economy experience! Find yourself an established community to join, or seek to create your own across our sprawling 7000×7000 world map, generated all the way back in 1.2.5!

    ReforgeMC has so much custom content, that we have our own wiki! Don’t worry, it’s nothing too overwhelming to get into. Below is a quick guide on what to do when you join ReforgeMC!

    Join a Guild – Each guild on ReforgeMC grants its members unique perks and access to special areas or commands that other guilds will be unable to use. Become a powerful Mage, a wealthy Spelunker, or explore custom dungeons as a Mercenary! There’s plenty more to choose from!

    Stake Your Claim – While PvP and griefing are allowed on ReforgeMC, you’ll be able to use your in-game currency (Digits) to purchase protection stones! Place one down to protect a region, and rank up to earn more land protection slots! There’s three tiers protection stones available for purchase, depending on what you can afford.

    Get to Work – Depending on what guild you joined, you’re going to want to begin setting up and doing some of your guild tasks. Each level you gain exponentially increases how much money you receive for each action you make, meaning that money becomes easier and easier to get!

    Rankup and Keep Going! You gain access to more land protections, more perks, and can find more and more powerful items to fuel your workflow as your rank increases! Strap in, get into the groove, and find yourself an excellent community as you climb the ranks of ReforgeMC!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Runes Activated: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Falling into the Void: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Sanic Survival

    Sanic Survival

    A survival world for 1.8.9 by Sanic9kvr which was created with falix and was made for the public. It has little to no rules and people are encouraged to be creative and build some snazzy survival structures.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server

    Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you addicted faster than you can say “diamonds”? Look no further than our server, where the crack is so good even Steve can’t resist!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold (because why settle for stone when you can have bling?)

    But beware, rumor has it that reaching the end of the game will transport you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

    So come on down and join us on our server, where the crack is strong and the game is never-ending!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 269
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

    Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

    But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

    CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 46 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

    Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show
    Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

    Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

    Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

    CraftyNDAFreeSecrets
    Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Crops Grown: 2206
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

    Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition
    So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got creepers that dance the Macarena, skeletons that moonwalk, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Israeli military is checking it out to see if the notorious Minecraft player, Sinwar, has been taken out by a gang of killer rabbits. Yeah, you heard me right, killer rabbits! So, if you wanna join in on the madness and see what all the fuss is about, hop on over to our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 199 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyKoreaWarriors

    CraftyKoreaWarriors
    Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a crazy Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Hunger Games and World War Z? Well, do I have the server for you! We got North Korea sending 10,000 soldiers to join forces with Russia in an epic battle against Zelensky’s army. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions, and you can be right in the middle of it all! Join now for the chance to fight alongside Kim Jong Un himself and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and be a part of the first step to World War Minecraft Edition!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Ores Mined: 5137 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon

    Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon
    come join our epic minecraft server where horses race like they’ve never raced before! they’re all just chillin and chatting on the track, then BAM they all decide to cross the finish line together like one big happy family! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure horse magic! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so saddle up and join the fun today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Alien Abductions: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun

    E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun
    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • invited

    invited

    On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc. just like in vanilla, and cooperate with server members to survive. Also, the main language is Japanese. On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc., just like in vanilla, while cooperating with server members for survival. The language is mainly Japanese.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Magic Items Found: 3461
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 93 Mines Excavated: 2302
    New Chunks Explored: 492116 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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