so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine if the Vatican was sending Italian kids to America as orphans. crazy, right? well, on this server, we’re all about uncovering those wild programs and turning them into epic Minecraft adventures.

join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the Vatican’s secret missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s uncover some crazy secrets together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Magical Moments Shared: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Enchantments Applied: 144
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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