If you are: Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for degenerate gamblers, where you can bet your diamonds on who will survive the next creeper explosion!

Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!

And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.

Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.

We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Emeralds Found:	988
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	270	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

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lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271	Falling into the Void:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters

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Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

Welcome to Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

Overview

Cobblemonia is a new Minecraft server where players can embark on their own adventure in a vast and diverse world. With opportunities to join different factions and create their own stories, players can shape their destiny in Cobblemon Chronicles.

Server Information

Server Version	1.20.1
Server Type	Whitelist Only
Content Creators	Yes

Join Us

If you’re interested in joining the Cobblemonia Minecraft Server, please fill out the application form. Applications are reviewed promptly for whitelist approval.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Please refer to our server rules provided upon whitelist approval.
Can I join as a content creator?	Yes, content creators are welcome on the server.
How quickly are applications reviewed?	Applications are reviewed promptly by admins.

-Professor Tommo

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

Once you’ve conquered the chicken ninjas, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeon filled with traps, puzzles, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon who just wants to play a game of chess.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Hitler eating ice cream? Look no further! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality. Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the Macarena, and villagers starting a rebellion against the players. Trust us, you won’t find a server more absurd and entertaining than this one! So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

LoveCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old relationships and intimacy in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back the ancient art of wooing your crush with diamonds and building heart-shaped houses together! Forget about boring date nights, on our server, you’ll be battling mobs together, going on epic adventures, and even having romantic picnics on mountain peaks.

Join us if you want to experience love in a whole new way in Minecraft. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your partner a rare enchanted sword or a pet creeper? Love is in the air on our server, so come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineCrafty2024

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! In 2024, players have reported finding diamond blocks raining from the sky, pigs riding on top of creepers, and even witnessing a battle between a giant chicken and a zombie horde. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legendary hero in this wacky and wild world. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await you in 2024!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Oblivious to the Minigames

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Oblivion Minecraft Server Overview:

Game Mode	New game mode focused on team play, pvp, and strategy
Features	– Gather resources as a team – Fight unique neutral objectives – Destroy enemy’s monuments
Discord	Join the discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the discord server.
Is there a specific team size for this game mode?	Teams can vary in size, but it is recommended to play with a group of friends for better coordination.
What happens if our team loses all our resources?	If your team loses all resources, you can work together to gather more and make a comeback.
Can I play solo or do I need a team?	While you can play solo, the game mode is designed for team play, so having a team is recommended for better gameplay experience.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end as you navigate through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Add me on disc and let’s share the laughter, the chaos, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9854	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

“Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CreeperChristmasTripNope

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Are you tired of family drama and being overshadowed by your cousin’s pregnancy? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free holiday season! Instead of dealing with passive-aggressive smirks and nursery set-ups, spend your Christmas building epic structures and battling creepers with us.

We promise there will be no family members laughing at your life choices or rubbing their pregnancies in your face. Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will support you and cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

So why spend Christmas with annoying relatives when you can spend it with us, where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your next build? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NerdAlertMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build boring old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where players compete in epic nerdy challenges like building a life-size replica of the Death Star or reenacting the Battle of Helm’s Deep with TNT cannons!

We’ve got players who take their nerdiness to the next level, like one guy who built a functioning redstone computer that can play Minecraft within Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the player who recreated the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in pixel art form.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner nerd and join a community of like-minded Minecraft players who take their creativity to the extreme, then come join us on our wild and wacky SMP. Who knows, you might just witness the nerdiest thing you’ve ever seen IRL!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyLifeQuest

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Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, unsure of your purpose? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests to discover your true calling.

On our server, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the world. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to stop them with your mighty pickaxe and enchanted armor.

Not convinced yet? How about this – rumor has it that buried deep within the mines of our server lies a treasure so valuable that it could buy you a real-life mansion made entirely of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you meet our resident llama who can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the wacky adventures begin! Who knows, you might just find your true calling in life after all – whether it’s becoming a master builder, a fearless warrior, or the ultimate chicken whisperer. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.