Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for degenerate gamblers, where you can bet your diamonds on who will survive the next creeper explosion!

Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!

And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.

Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.

We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Runes Activated: 0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • SMP18AdviceMinecraft

    SMP18AdviceMinecraft
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 417 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Blocky Boobies Bonanza

    Blocky Boobies Bonanza
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

    But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

    Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!
    come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

    Watch This Anime Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

    Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Tattoo Drama Craft

    Tattoo Drama Craft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

    UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 223 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyQuotez

    CraftyQuotez
    “Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3704 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

    YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure
    so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

    join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

    plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 New Chunks Explored: 555131

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

    Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps
    Minecraft Server Overview

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
    Bucketable entities to save you pain
    Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

    So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I claim land to protect my builds? Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
    How does the diamond economy work? Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
    Are there regular events on the server? Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
    Can I teleport back home easily? Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
    What are bucketable entities? Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
    What crafting tweaks are available? We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Dimension Hops: 11 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

    He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

    Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

    So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 349 Chimeras Created: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

    Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

    And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • SweetTeachMC SMP

    SweetTeachMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

    But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ZHumorCraft

    ZHumorCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 245161 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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